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Sunday, February 5, 2017

The Conversation

This a conversation between a husband and wife.  Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answered quite simply, but then she is speechless after answering only one question.

 
l bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there:
Wife: Do you drink beer?
Husband: Yes


Wife: How many beers a day?
Husband: Usually about three.

 
Wife: How much do you pay per beer?
Husband: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)

 
Wife: And how long have you been drinking?
Husband: About 20 years, I suppose.


Wife: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Husband: Correct

 
Wife: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?
Husband: Correct

 
Wife: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?

 
Husband: Do you drink beer?

Wife: No
 
Husband: Where is your airplane?

Wife:


Wondering if this husband is still alive and in one piece!  😭

16 comments:

  1. Love it.....she needs to start drinking more wine, then she and her hubby might be having more fun...hugs abby

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    1. LOL Abby...good point! BTW...does your Master know how much you like wine? ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    2. LOL...He does....someitmes it is a reason to warm my bottom..hugs abby

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    1. Uhoh...just what are you thinking, Minelle? ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Hmm interesting, he has a point lol

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. I agree, Roz...he definitely does. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Did make me smile. Thanks Cat.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Happy to give you a smile, Ronnie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Sorry, but my vote goes to the husband in this little story. "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

    Ella Loves Beer

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    1. LOL Ella...you are too funny. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Smiling. Ray is not a beer drinker, it's martini's for him and they're a lot more than $5.00

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    1. So no airplane for you, Sunny? LOL

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Makes me wonder what we could have bought with the money Harry and I have spent on wine over the years. Nope, no regrets!
    Rosie xx

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    1. Happy you have no regrets, Rosie..I'm sure you and Harry enjoyed every glass. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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