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Wednesday, August 3, 2016

Pirate Problems...

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"

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"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
 

The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well," says the pirate...

 "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
 
 

"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
 
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."

 
 
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."

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"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them pooped in my eye."
 
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird poop!"

 
"Well," says the pirate sadly, "I wasn't really used to the hook yet..."

12 comments:

  1. Ugh!!! Why did I not see that coming?!! Lol!

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    1. Cause you were reading with one eye, Minelle? ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. I second Minelle. Maybe it's time to give up being a pirate lol.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. LOL Roz...I agree, he should probably find a safer occupation. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Arrgh! I thought it was funny as hell!

    Thanks for the joke, Matey!

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    1. LOL Ella...Happy you enjoyed it, Matey! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Have to send this one on to my sister...she loves pirates...funny.
    hugs abby

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    1. Hope your SIL enjoys it, Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Even when I knew this was coming, I still laughed because it is something that would happen to me.

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    1. LOL Sunny...I'm a klutz but don't think I'm quite this bad. Happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. ROLF Good one, Cygnet! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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