Halloween Giggles 2019

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Waiting

Speaking French

No Trash Can Needed...

Know Your Worth

Old is...

Old is just Old...Old is not Dumb!

A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could out-do anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen.

After several minutes, the older worker had enough. 'Why don't you put your money where your mouth is,' he said. 'I'll bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that building that you won’t be able to wheel back.'

'You're on, old man,' the braggart replied. 'Let's see you do it.'

The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, 'All right, Dumb Ass, get in.'

Never mess with old people.

Friends

Difference...

British Airways

Here's another fun oldie but goodie from Meredith's Jack. Hope you enjoy!

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Baseball Game Mystery

Here's a real goodie from Meredith's Jack. Hope you enjoy!

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This is a detective story…So Pay. Close. Attention!


Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first baseball game.

They smuggled a bottle of Jack Daniels into the ball park.


The game is real exciting, and they are enjoying themselves immensely... mixing the Jack Daniel’s with soft drinks.

Soon, they realize that the bottle is almost gone and the game has a lot of innings to go.


Based on the given information, what inning is it and how many players are on base?


Think… 🤔


You have all the information you need to come up with the correct answer.



Think some more!

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It’s the bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded!