A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
'You know what?' says the 7 year old, 'I think it's about time we started swearing.
The 4 year old nods his head in approval, so the 7 year old says, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?'
'Ok' the 4 year old, agrees with enthusiasm..
Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.
'Oh, sh*t Mum, I don't know, I suppose I'll have some Coco Pops.'
WHACK!!
He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?'
'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but it won't be f*cking Coco Pops.'
oh my gosh, that had me rolling off the seat. Very funny
ReplyDeleteI heard it before but it is still funny.
ReplyDeleteBrice and I both LAUGHING OUT LOUD!
ReplyDeleteYou had us laughing!
ReplyDeleteLoL Cat, priceless! Guess that didn't work out too well for them eh?
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Roz
Hi Cat
ReplyDeleteHave I told you what a joy it is to read your post's, just in case I haven't I do enjoy them, it makes my day wondering what you are going to have on that day.
Thank you
Bob
Hi Cat, :) ROFL! Too funny! I'm with Bob, I always know where to go for an instant smile. Thanks for posting. Hugs!
ReplyDelete<3 Katie
Whew... bad time to follow the leader.... hehehe
ReplyDeleteHa! ;-)
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