A married businessman noticed a beautiful 19 year old girl in the bar after work. The man didn’t think twice; he took off his wedding ring and put it in his pocket. He then walked up to her and turned on his charm.
On the way to the office the next day, he regrets what he has done. Being a bit of a cheapskate and feeling a little bad for cheating on his wife, he has his secretary send a check for only $250 and encloses the following written note:
Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. Note that I am not sending the amount that we agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that;1) it had never been occupied;2) there was plenty of heat;and 3) it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn’t any heat, and that it was entirely too large.
Dear Sir,You’ve got some nerve! First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment like this to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on.Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don’t have enough furniture to fill it, please don’t blame the landlady.Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.