Anagrams

We have had several bloggers post word search puzzles and many of us just love words.  I also love anagrams so when I received the following, I just had to share.  I think these are really fun.  Hope you enjoy!       

Worst Passive Aggressive Notes

 

NOT The Dishwasher

But if your roommate IS a balding middle aged man, you should re-evaluate your life.

via http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

 

Kill Em With Kindness

Don't be THAT GUY, don't.

via http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

 

Viral

Don't shame your dog, pick up his crap.

via http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

 

 

Too Much, Too Soon

New neighbor or not, this is never ok. Except in Vegas. Everything is ok in Vegas.

via http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

 

WHAT NOTE?!?

Just lie, lie , lie.

via http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

 

One up

You might think your sarcastic note is clever, but remember, there is always someone smarter, and when you meet that person, you will get owned.

 

 

 

 

That Awkward Moment When . . .

You're mad at your neighbors because their sex life is better than yours.

via http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

 

Things Just Got Real

Professional passive aggressive notes are thee best. Better still when it's your web designer who absolute control of your company's site.

via http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

 

 

 

Oops!!

And then sometimes you're wrong.

via http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

 

A Voice of Reason

GET EM' ALL!!!!!!

via http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

 

Lost In The Shuffle

So what you're saying is . . . .

via http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

 

I Ain't Mad At Ya

And with that response-drops the mic-walks off stage.

via http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

 

Grave Robbing, Seriously World?

For shame, for shame.

via http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

 

Keep the Kids Away

Now just imagine no and AND swine flu.

via http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

 

When in Texas

Tip in money, not platitudes.

via http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

 

  Courtesy of likes.com

 

Dumbest Things Ever Said On The Internet

Lately I have run into more than one person who seems to believe that if it is on the internet, it’s true.  *sigh* 


Looking at the following, I have to wonder if maybe everyone needs to pass a common sense test in order to get internet access.

Just keep calling them…make sure you leave a message as to how interesting you are!

 So the Great Wall of China is now in Michigan?















 

No more movies for you!

How much have you had?

Yup and 27 months for triplets!

 Haven’t figured out if she is trying to say penguins or just typing pigeons wrong!

Saw the dumbest person posting on the internet about an elevator today.

How scary…stuck for hours!

Courtesy of diply.com

The Female Dentist

Another joke from our beloved Ami over at Ami's Starsong.  Hope you enjoy.

 

The female dentist prepares the needle to give the bloke with the toothache an anesthetic injection.

“No way! No needles, I hate needles!” the guy said.


So the dentist starts to hook up her nitrous oxide gas and the man objects again. 

“I can’t do the gas thing either.  The thought of having the gas mask on my face makes me faint!”



She then asks the guy if he has any objection to taking a pill.


“No objection,” the patient says. “I’m fine with pills.”


When she returns she says, “Here’s a Viagra and a glass of water.”

The guy says, “Wow! I didn’t know Viagra worked as a pain killer!”


"It doesn’t” she said,  “But it’ll give you something to hold on to while I pull your tooth out."

The Cure

The Pope was very ill, and nobody could cure him.
 
The cardinals called in an old physician recommended to them.
 

After an hour long examination, he comes up with a solution.
 
“I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The bad news:  The Pope has a rare testicular disorder.  The good news:  He can be cured...with sex.”
 
 
The cardinals, not happy with the cure, explain the situation to the Pope.
 
 

“I’ll agree to it,”  says the Pope.  ”But under four conditions.”
 

The cardinals were shocked.  ”What are the four conditions?” asks one. 
 
 
“First, the girl must be blind, so she cannot see with whom she is having sex.”
 
“Second, she must be deaf, so she cannot hear with whom she is having sex.”


“And third, she must be dumb, so if she somehow figures out with whom she is having sex…she can tell no one.”


After a long pause, a cardinal asks, “And the fourth condition ?”
 
 
 

“Big tits!”
 


Well…if he’s gonna break his vows, guess he oughta have something he’s wanted!     

Reward

Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators.  He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion.  The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. 

One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests . . . I have a proposition to every man here.  I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge alive!"

As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash!!  

There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and screaming out of fear. 

The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as though he was running for his life. 

Finally, he made it to the other side with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries. 

The millionaire was impressed.

He said, "My boy that was incredible!  Fantastic!  I didn't think it could be done!  Well I must keep my end of the bargain.  Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?"

The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money, nor do I want your daughter!  I want the person who pushed me in that water!"   

Meanwhile in Texas

Cowboys Need Coffee Too
 
The horse will have a white mocha frappucino with an extra shot of espresso.
 
 
One Man's Tumbleweed...
 
Is another man's snowman. It's that Texas innovative spirit that keeps everyone happy, healthy, and drunk on Coors Light.
 
 
Snow Days
 
Lack of rain makes the roads slick with oil, so any type of moisture on the ground is grounds for a snow day. Better stock up on the Coors Light.
 
 
Everything's Bigger in Texas
 
It's true. This is the size of every single steak…no exceptions.
 
 
Plenty of Guns
 
Dusty Withers don't go nowhere without his gun and the memory of his mama who was tragically eaten by turkeys.  It is the Texas way.
 
 
A Man and His Horse
 
Nothing comes between a man and his horse.
 
 
Best in Safety!
 
Some things aren't bigger in Texas––they're just more numerous. How can you drive without operating two electronic devices?
 
 
Whataburger Drive-Thru
 
This is the proper way to eat Whataburger. You must either ride a horse or stumble in drunk at 3am.

 

 
Beauty Parlor & Chainsaw Repair
 
Come on down to Mable Peabody's one stop shop! Highway 380 in Denton!


Better than a Bike
 
You can't take a nap with your bike. Those chains aren't very cozy, especially if you sleep in the nude (beat the heat!).

Courtesy of likes.com

Do You have A Dirty Mind?

Mind Tricks
This is when people minds should be censored…

 
 
Look Away?!
Whoa! This almost shocked us! Are you guilty too?

 
 
Nasty Cactus!
We're blaming it on the "person" with the green thumb.

 
 
Shocking. . . BUT?
This is so real looking we had to shut our eyes! Can two ears be censored?

 
 
Mother-Nature
Apparently she likes to show us her sense of humor, BUT then she could be giving us "the finger"?


 
 
NOT What You Think...
What you see is in "the eye of the beholder"..


 
Prickly Cactus
Okay, get it. . . Prickly?

 
 
A Soft Couch
And you wondered why your husband loves to sit on this couch all day?

Courtesy of  RFS Productions

Hope this starts your weekend off well.