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Monday, December 7, 2015

Hungry?

A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby.


The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or...I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us."


Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Come on, honey.  Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here."


A few minutes later, the anxious man blurted out, "Come on kid.  Make up your mind!  I was supposed to get off four stops ago!
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18 comments:

  1. Minielle LabraunDecember 7, 2015 at 9:51 PM

    Lol! I can only imagine!

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    1. CatDecember 8, 2015 at 9:11 PM

      Me too, Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. RozDecember 8, 2015 at 1:49 AM

    Oh my lol. Thanks for the giggle Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. CatDecember 8, 2015 at 9:11 PM

      You're welcome, Roz. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Lindy ThomasDecember 8, 2015 at 2:33 AM

    LOL Cat can imagine a man staying on board hoping for his turn.
    Hugs Lindy

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    1. CatDecember 8, 2015 at 9:11 PM

      Oh yes, Lindy...so can I. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. an English RoseDecember 8, 2015 at 2:37 AM

    Oh gosh, I am speechless, but giggling!
    love Jan,xx

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    1. CatDecember 8, 2015 at 9:12 PM

      Happy to give you a giggle Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. ronnieDecember 8, 2015 at 3:07 AM

    Funny. Thanks Cat.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. CatDecember 8, 2015 at 9:13 PM

      You're welcome, Ronnie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. abbyDecember 8, 2015 at 4:22 AM

    Good thing i was not taking a sip of my hot cocoa while reading this....
    hugs abby

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    1. CatDecember 8, 2015 at 9:13 PM

      LOL Abby...haven't you yet learned...this is a 'no eating/drinking' zone. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. EllaDecember 8, 2015 at 5:52 AM

    Bit of a tit for tat situation here, Cat. Thanks for the smile.

    Hugs,
    Ella

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    1. CatDecember 8, 2015 at 9:14 PM

      LOL Good one, Ella! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. Aimless RamblingDecember 8, 2015 at 7:49 AM

    There are perverts everywhere.

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    1. CatDecember 8, 2015 at 9:14 PM

      LOL Sunny...the mom started it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  9. stay at home momDecember 9, 2015 at 6:44 AM

    Hehe,love this one. Thank you for the giggle, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina


    (Sorry for being late)

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    1. CatDecember 9, 2015 at 8:12 PM

      No apologies necessary Nina...just visit whenever is convenient for you. Happy you enjoyed the giggle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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