Kids Define Love

Speaking French

My Mom Taught Me...

Big Ears

Painting Assignment

Dinner Table

Waking Dad up

Mommy Advisory

Little Johnny in 6th Grade

Little Johnny in School

When I'm 100

I agree with Emma...with the exception of the age...think it should be much younger!

Little Johnny at Dinner

Question to Grandpa

And the same answer from Grandma...

Mother's Day 2019

   

School

 Daughter:

Mom, there's a small get together at school tomorrow!

Mom:

Small get together? How small?

Daughter:

Me...you...dad...and the principal.

Oops!!!

Worm Experiment

Shopping with Grandson

Here's a fun giggle from Meredith's Jack. Hope you enjoy!
 

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That moment, when you lose your grandson in the Home Hardware Store and then you find him. Do you reclaim him? Or pretend not to know him...?

What would you do?

Special Occasions

Here's another oldie but goodie...hope you enjoy!

My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first mistake).

One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she was keeping ‘napkins’ in the bathroom. Didn’t they belong in the kitchen?

Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts about puberty at such an early age, she told me that those were for “special occasions.”

Now fast forward a few months… It’s my Mother’s Birthday, and my folks are leaving to pick up the pastor and his wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone. Mine was to set the table.

When they returned, the pastor came in first and immediately burst into laughter. Next came his wife who gasped, then began giggling.

Next came my father, who roared with laughter. Then came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place setting on the table with a “special occasion” napkin at each plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top.

I had even tucked the little tails in so they didn’t hang off the edge!!

My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my response sent the other adults into further fits of laughter.

“But, Mom, you SAID they were for special occasions!”

Life is too short for drama & petty things, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly…and for heavens sake, use the good napkins whenever you can. Pass this on to your friends who need a good laugh.

 

Kleenex!

Adoption Conversation

A husband and wife who worked for the circus went to an adoption agency.  The social workers there raised doubts about their suitability.  The couple then produced photos of their 50 foot motor home, which was clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery.



The social workers then raised concerns about the education a child would receive while in the couple's care. "We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin, and computer skills.



Then the social workers expressed concern about a child being raised in a circus environment. "Our nanny will be a certified expert in paediatric care, welfare, and diet."



The social workers were finally satisfied.



They asked, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"   "It doesn't really matter...... as long as the kid fits in the cannon.