Showing posts with label Clothing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Clothing. Show all posts
Monday, December 30, 2019
Sunday, November 3, 2019
Tuesday, February 19, 2019
Tuesday, January 22, 2019
Sunday, September 16, 2018
Bus Stop Woes
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a bit, thinking this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
She then tried to lift her leg, to again discover she was unable to reach the step.
So a bit more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a bit more and for the third time, attempted the step.
Once again, much to her embarrassment, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind her to unzip a little more and was still unable to take the step.
About this time, the large man who was standing behind her, picked her up by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic, turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The man smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends."
Wednesday, July 26, 2017
The Negligee
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price'…the sheerer, the higher the price.
Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.
Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.
Monday, January 9, 2017
Sleep
You probably already know how vitally important sleep is to your overall health...it's definitely one of THE most important things you can do for your health, along with your nutrition and exercise.
And getting enough sleep, but also QUALITY of sleep is such an important factor in your risk of diseases such as heart disease, diabetes, cancer, Alzheimers, and more.
Which brings us to sleeping naked!
According to multiple studies, sleeping naked has been shown to have many benefits, including greater intimacy with your partner — leading to the release of oxytocin, a hormone that helps reduce blood pressure, and relieves stress...
It helps keep you cool, which then can help with insomnia...
It can help reduce heat rashes, skin breakouts, and yeast infections...
And finally, it can help you keep looking and feeling young — but ONLY if you are getting the right KIND & QUALITY of sleep.
And getting enough sleep, but also QUALITY of sleep is such an important factor in your risk of diseases such as heart disease, diabetes, cancer, Alzheimers, and more.
Which brings us to sleeping naked!
According to multiple studies, sleeping naked has been shown to have many benefits, including greater intimacy with your partner — leading to the release of oxytocin, a hormone that helps reduce blood pressure, and relieves stress...
It helps keep you cool, which then can help with insomnia...
It can help reduce heat rashes, skin breakouts, and yeast infections...
And finally, it can help you keep looking and feeling young — but ONLY if you are getting the right KIND & QUALITY of sleep.
Friday, August 19, 2016
Malfunction
Here’s another giggle courtesy of our darlin’ Ami over at Ami's Starsong.
This is something that happened at an assisted living centre.
The people who live there have small apartments but they all eat at a central cafeteria. One morning one of the residents didn't show up for breakfast so my wife went upstairs and knocked on his door to see if everything was OK. She could hear him through the door and he said that he was running late and would be down shortly so she went back to the dining area.
An hour later he still hadn't arrived so she went back up towards his room and she found him on the stairs. He was coming down the stairs but was having a heck of a time. He had a death grip on the hand rail and seemed to have trouble getting his legs to work right.
She told him she was going to call an ambulance but he told her no, he wasn't in any pain and just wanted to have his breakfast. So she helped him the rest of the
way down the stairs and he had his breakfast.
When he tried to return to his room he was completely unable to get up even the first step so they called an ambulance for him.
A couple hours later she called the hospital to see how he was doing.
The receptionist there said he was fine, he just had both of his legs in one leg of his boxer shorts.
Guess that’s what ya call a clothing malfunction.
This is something that happened at an assisted living centre.
The people who live there have small apartments but they all eat at a central cafeteria. One morning one of the residents didn't show up for breakfast so my wife went upstairs and knocked on his door to see if everything was OK. She could hear him through the door and he said that he was running late and would be down shortly so she went back to the dining area.
An hour later he still hadn't arrived so she went back up towards his room and she found him on the stairs. He was coming down the stairs but was having a heck of a time. He had a death grip on the hand rail and seemed to have trouble getting his legs to work right.
She told him she was going to call an ambulance but he told her no, he wasn't in any pain and just wanted to have his breakfast. So she helped him the rest of the
way down the stairs and he had his breakfast.
When he tried to return to his room he was completely unable to get up even the first step so they called an ambulance for him.
A couple hours later she called the hospital to see how he was doing.
The receptionist there said he was fine, he just had both of his legs in one leg of his boxer shorts.
Guess that’s what ya call a clothing malfunction.
Wednesday, July 20, 2016
Home Depot Scam
I am forwarding this so your husbands will not be caught up in the scam. A friend of mine was pressured by this sales person at Home Depot to buy spray kitchen faucets.
He didn't need one BUT fell for her scam! 
This was her Faucet Demonstration…
His answer to me was “But they were nice looking faucets, so I bought 12…”
If y’all don’t need 12 faucets, I would suggest you keep your husbands out of Home Depot. 
Monday, March 14, 2016
Laundry Fail
Hope you enjoy this naughty giggle that was sent by our darlin’ Ami over at Ami's Starsong! 
Never wash wool at high temperatures!
I would add…check yourself in a mirror before you walk out the door!
Never wash wool at high temperatures!
I would add…check yourself in a mirror before you walk out the door!
Monday, November 17, 2014
The Phone Call
Quick Update on SIL: My brother brought her home from the hospital this evening. So surprised that they are sending her home this quickly but… He is taking the rest of the week off work to take care of her. I want to thank all of you so much…I truly believe all the prayers, healing energy and positive thoughts you have sent have been instrumental in her recovery!
Received the following giggle from our friend George over at George's Hangar. If you haven’t visited him before, please go check out his awesome photographs.
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2014 models. I saw one I really liked"
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$140,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. If it's really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
Received the following giggle from our friend George over at George's Hangar. If you haven’t visited him before, please go check out his awesome photographs.
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2014 models. I saw one I really liked"
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$140,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. If it's really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
Tuesday, April 22, 2014
Who Told You Those Jeans Were OK?
Think a few of these are asking for something?
Hmmm...wonder what that could be! 
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