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Shopping at Tesco

For those of you who shop at Tesco, here's a goodie from Meredith's Jack. Hope you enjoy!

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This is hilarious!

Burgers for dinner tonight!  In the UK, some supermarkets have admitted that there is horse meat in their home cooked burgers.

Even places like Burger King have had to admit that there are "small amounts" of horse meat in their burgers.  Tesco is a big supermarket chain in the UK (and owned by Wal-Mart).   Within hours of the news that Tesco's "all beef hamburgers" contained 30% horse meat, these quips hit the Internet...

"I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse...I guess Tesco just listened!

Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?

Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.

Had some burgers from Tesco for supper last night ...I still have a bit between my teeth.

A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco.  Her condition is listed as stable.

Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn.

"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer ... "AND THEY'RE OFF!"

Tesco is now forced to deny the presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.

I said to the missus, "These Tesco burgers give me the trots."

"To beef or not to beef, that is equestrian.".

A cow walks into a bar. Barman says, "Why the long face?”  Cow says "Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!"

I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.

These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit...Talk about flogging a dead horse.

Last night the wife made meatloaf, so I had dinner with two nags.

Since they're selling the meat wrapped in plastic, is that technically a "Trojan Horse?"

Instead of choosing "rare, medium or well done, it's now Win, Place or Show"

At first, I thought, "Oh great, I've been saddled with another email to forward, but something spurred me on." 

At the Grocery Store

And of course...

Shopping Carts

  

AVOCADOS

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.



A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk"



He replied, "They had avocados."



If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time.



My work is done here.

Grocery Shopping

 

 And it is an illusion...I never claimed to be nice!

 

 I knew it! They're hiding the good stuff!

Grocery Shopping

Canadian Supermarket

Sharing a goodie from  Meredith's Jack, to kick off our week with a smaile.

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Sobeys, Gimli, Manitoba, Supermarket
It has an automatic a water mister to keep the produce fresh. 
 

Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
 
 

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and there is the scent of freshly mowed hay.
 
 

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.
 
 

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens clucking and cackling, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
 
 

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.
 
 
I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.

31 Hilarious Things Only Husbands Would Say

One of the most important things about marriage is to have a sense of humor through better or worse, in sickness and in health, as long as you both shall tweet.
 
And for these hilarious husbands, they seem to have gotten the memo.
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Courtesy of 22 words