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Showing posts with label Bas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bas. Show all posts

Saturday, July 6, 2013

Definition of Bas

While thinking of what I wanted to say and scrolling through different pictures to use for a post to honor Bas, I ran across the following definition.

The title and direction of my post changed immediately!

There he is! 



Bas! 

angels



Seriously…think about it…

Weren’t Bas’ words always with us?

Did Bas ever judge anyone?

Didn’t Bas give guidance whenever he was online?

Didn’t you feel unconditional love from and for Bas?

Didn’t he support each and every one of us…even if it wasn’t in the way we originally thought he should?

angels are miracles


Bas was our Angel...our Miracle!





Now, I’m sure he’s up there shaking his head at us and saying

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Sending prayers and healing energy for strength, peace, and comfort to Lisa, Bas’ children and all his family here in blog land.


I’m sure Bas would not want us to forget sweet Emily and Ana’s tiny cousin…please join in sending prayers, healing energy and positive thoughts to both of them as well as their families and caregivers.


Sending healing energy, comforting thoughts, hugs and blessings to all my blog land family! Red heart

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Spankful for Bas Day!!!!

 
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Today, is the day that has been chosen to honor a very special man who is a valued member of and joy and blessing to blog land.  Bas has shared his loving heart, wonderful, dry sense of humor and wise counsel with all of us.  I love reading his comments on my blog and on everyone else’s.  Here are just a few of Bas’s funny and wise comments from my blog.

 

My Post:
I posted a joke about a married man and his girlfriend with the punch line:
I don't know what worse:
1. Having your girlfriend find out your married.
2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
OR...
3. Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
Tough call. You decide.


Bas Answered:
Well, number 1 is not very bad: it was bound to happen sometime.
Number 2: accidents do happen, no big deal. Just a little problem during scientific research about relative sizes of ring fingers and penises.
Number 3: Well, she did need petroleum jelly and he had to go to the hospital to have it removed, so it cannot be to bad. And as long as he can keep 2 women happy, what's the problem?
No, I think we have to conclude that the worst thing for this poor man is being born and bred in Woodbridge, Western Australia.


ROFLBMO Bas! I absolutely love your logic. You are priceless!



My Post:
Talking to Yourself Actually Makes You Smarter.
I must be freakin' brilliant!  ROFLMBO

Bas Answered:
Be careful with your conclusions:  it's not the talking that makes you smarter.  It's the actually listening to yourself, when you say something very smart.

Very good advice…definitely need to listen to myself more. Winking smile




My Post:
I posted a joke about a 4 year old and a tea party with the punch line: 
"Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?" 
Most of the comments were laughing at the father and ewwww and then…

Bas Answered:
All you Ladies don't understand the joys of being a father to a 4 year old girl.
Off course he knew where she got the water! So what? His daughter was enjoying herself. That's enough reason for him to enjoy his tea.


This answer brought tears to my eyes and warmed my heart so much…what a wonderful father!


Bas, you’re always saying you don’t understand women so here's a joke for you:

A Man and a Genie
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.

The genie said "OK, OK. You released me from the lamp... blah, blah, blah... This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!"

The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"

The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible! Think of the logistics of that. How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific?

Think of how much concrete... how much steel!! No. Think of another wish."

The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive.
So, I wish that I could understand women...know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment... to know why they're crying, to know what they really want when they say 'nothing' ... to know how to make them truly happy."
 
The genie said, "You want that bridge two lanes or four?"



Hey Bas, does it make you feel better that the genie doesn’t understand women either? Winking smile


Sending lots of healing energy, prayers, hugs, love and blessings to you Bas! 


For any of you who have not ‘met’ Bas, go visit him at New Life in DD and always be sure you look for his comments on the blogs you visit!