Tax Filing

A woman walks into a CPA's office and tells him that she needs to file her tax return.

The CPA says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."

 
He gets her name, address, Social security number, etc. and then asks, "What's your occupation?"

“I'm a Lady of the night," she says.

 
The CPA is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "Ok, I'm a high-end call girl."

 
"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

 
The CPA asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"


"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

 
The CPA says, "Chicken farmer it is."