Hidden in Palin Sight

GPS

Very much my preferred method!  If ya tell me to head North or turn West, etc., I will be totally lost!

Office Contribution

Know Me?

Mistakes

  

 

Evil

Poetry...

Hearing Test

Here's an oldie but a goodie from Meredith's Jack. Hope you enjoy!

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An elderly lady was concerned about her husband’s hearing. It seemed that every time she would call him, he wouldn’t respond. So, the lady went to the doctor to ask his advice.

The doctor said to her, “You play golf with him, right? Stand a distance away from him and tell him something. Better yet, ask his advice on how to play a shot. Continue to move closer to him until he responds to your question so you know exactly how far away he is from you when he finally hears you.”

She thought this was a great idea. The next time they were out on the course, she asked from a distance, “Herbert, what club should I play for this shot?”

There was no response. She moved 10 feet closer. Again she yelled, “Herbert, what club should I play for this shot?”

Still no response, so she moved another 15 feet closer to where she was now practically face to face with her husband. 

She yelled even louder this time, “HERBERT, WHAT CLUB SHOULD I PLAY FOR THIS SHOT?”

Herbert, annoyed, yelled back at her, “FOR THE THIRD TIME, USE A 5-IRON!”

F*king Nuts

Got a Cold?

Mistakes

Speaking French

Old is...

Old is just Old...Old is not Dumb!

A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could out-do anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen.

After several minutes, the older worker had enough. 'Why don't you put your money where your mouth is,' he said. 'I'll bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that building that you won’t be able to wheel back.'

'You're on, old man,' the braggart replied. 'Let's see you do it.'

The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, 'All right, Dumb Ass, get in.'

Never mess with old people.

British Airways

Here's another fun oldie but goodie from Meredith's Jack. Hope you enjoy!

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In Heaven

Very Bad Day

Kite

Fix the Outhouse

 

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"

 

Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."

 

Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."

 

So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"

 

"Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"

 

Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!

 

"Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."

 

So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"

 

Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"

 

Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"

 

To which Ma replies,"Hurts, don't it?!"

 

Do You Know?

If only everyone was this considerate.  😆 🤣 😂 🤣 

My Mom Taught Me...