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Showing posts with label Birthday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Birthday. Show all posts
Monday, August 20, 2018
Friday, August 5, 2016
Birthday Thoughts
Since Minelle told all y’all it was my birthday, I thought I’d post a few thoughts…
I reached this years ago…LOL
Oh and I’ve never been this age before so not sure how I’m supposed to act.
Most definitely!
I reached this years ago…LOL
Oh and I’ve never been this age before so not sure how I’m supposed to act.
Boy Howdy do I have attitude! Just ask anyone! 
Saturday, February 13, 2016
The Valentine Gift
Thursday, November 26, 2015
Wednesday, October 21, 2015
Monday, October 19, 2015
Monday, May 25, 2015
Birthday Party
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife who was looking at herself in the mirror. After all these years he was still crazy about her. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday.
“I’d just like to be six again”, she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms.
He had quite an adventure planned for her!
He took her to Six Flags theme park. He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a large chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, along with buttered popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M’s.
What a fabulous day he had given her!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed absolutely exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile on this face and lovingly asked, “Well Dear, what was it like being six again?”
Her eyes slowly opened in realization...
“I meant my dress size, you idiot!”
“I’d just like to be six again”, she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms.
He had quite an adventure planned for her!
He took her to Six Flags theme park. He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a large chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, along with buttered popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M’s.
What a fabulous day he had given her!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed absolutely exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile on this face and lovingly asked, “Well Dear, what was it like being six again?”
Her eyes slowly opened in realization...
“I meant my dress size, you idiot!”
Friday, February 13, 2015
Happy Valentine’s Day and Guess Who's Birthday
In addition to being Valentine’s Day, it is also our very own Minelle’s birthday! Please join me is wishing her the very best for this birthday and coming year!
Of course, you can always send her wishes for ‘other’ ways to celebrate also. 
Just had to add in this Valentine sign…*snicker*
Sunday, January 11, 2015
Scots vs. English
This is an old joke that I posted several years ago but am reposting in honor of the fact that Monday the 12th of January is our Minelle's Scotsman’s birthday.
Happy Birthday Scotsman…hope you find the time to give Minelle your birthday spanking…one for every year plus!
Wishing you a wonderful year!
In the old days the English and Scottish armies used to fight by gathering their armies on top of the hills and at day break they would run down the hillside into the deep gorge below to fight.
One morning at dawn there was a fog (as thick as pea soup) and the two generals decided to refrain from fighting that day.
Whilst the two armies were resting a voice, with a Scottish accent, came from within the dense fog. "Any one Scotsman can beat any 10 Englishmen". With this, the English general sent down 10 of his soldiers. There was a hell of a fight and NO ONE returned.
An hour later, the same voice was heard. "Any one Scotsman can beat any 50 Englishman". With this the English general sent down 50 of his soldiers. The same thing, a terrible fight ensued and again NO ONE returned.
An hour later the same voice. "Any one Scotsman can beat any 100 Englishman". Down went 100 of the best. NO ONE returned.
An hour later. "Any one Scotsman can beat any 1,000 Englishman". By this time, the English general had enough and was about to send down his elite soldiers, when he saw a lone Englishman crawling up the hill. He was battered to a pulp. As he reached his general he said, "Don't send any more troops down, its a trap, THERE'S TWO OF THE BASTARDS."
Have a great week!
Happy Birthday Scotsman…hope you find the time to give Minelle your birthday spanking…one for every year plus!
Wishing you a wonderful year!
In the old days the English and Scottish armies used to fight by gathering their armies on top of the hills and at day break they would run down the hillside into the deep gorge below to fight.
One morning at dawn there was a fog (as thick as pea soup) and the two generals decided to refrain from fighting that day.
Whilst the two armies were resting a voice, with a Scottish accent, came from within the dense fog. "Any one Scotsman can beat any 10 Englishmen". With this, the English general sent down 10 of his soldiers. There was a hell of a fight and NO ONE returned.
An hour later, the same voice was heard. "Any one Scotsman can beat any 50 Englishman". With this the English general sent down 50 of his soldiers. The same thing, a terrible fight ensued and again NO ONE returned.
An hour later the same voice. "Any one Scotsman can beat any 100 Englishman". Down went 100 of the best. NO ONE returned.
An hour later. "Any one Scotsman can beat any 1,000 Englishman". By this time, the English general had enough and was about to send down his elite soldiers, when he saw a lone Englishman crawling up the hill. He was battered to a pulp. As he reached his general he said, "Don't send any more troops down, its a trap, THERE'S TWO OF THE BASTARDS."
Guess that answers that question! LOL
Have a great week!
Tuesday, December 10, 2013
The Birthday Surprise!
Next week is my "sister's" birthday am definitely going to send this to her! LOL
During a birthday luncheon for me at police headquarters last week, we had Mexican food catered. I ate my share of burritos, tacos and refried beans (which I know I shouldn't, from past experience).
When I got home, my wife seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly, "Sweetie, I have a surprise for dinner tonight." She then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as she was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang.
She made me promise not to touch the blindfold until she returned and went to answer the call.
The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my wife was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go.
It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk, in front of a garbage dump!
It was AWFUL!
I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. I just about shipped my pants.
The stink was worse than cooked cabbage and I'm pretty sure I singed a few nose hairs!
Keeping my ears carefully tuned to my wife's telephone conversation in the other room, I went on releasing dirty bombs like this for another few minutes.
The pleasure was indescribable!
I was FREE!
Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with my "tactical release."
My face must have been the picture of innocence, when my wife returned, apologizing for taking so long.
She asked me if I had peaked through the blindfold, and I assured her I had not.
At this point, she removed the blindfold, and thirteen dinner guests seated standing around the table, with their hands to their noses, chorused: "Happy Birthday Tommy!"
ROFLMBO!
BTW, if you are looking for Es May, her blog url has changed...here she is: http://submittingtobeled.blogspot.com/
During a birthday luncheon for me at police headquarters last week, we had Mexican food catered. I ate my share of burritos, tacos and refried beans (which I know I shouldn't, from past experience).
When I got home, my wife seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly, "Sweetie, I have a surprise for dinner tonight." She then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as she was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang.
She made me promise not to touch the blindfold until she returned and went to answer the call.
The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my wife was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go.
It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk, in front of a garbage dump!
It was AWFUL!
I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. I just about shipped my pants.
The stink was worse than cooked cabbage and I'm pretty sure I singed a few nose hairs!
Keeping my ears carefully tuned to my wife's telephone conversation in the other room, I went on releasing dirty bombs like this for another few minutes.
The pleasure was indescribable!
I was FREE!
Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with my "tactical release."
My face must have been the picture of innocence, when my wife returned, apologizing for taking so long.
She asked me if I had peaked through the blindfold, and I assured her I had not.
At this point, she removed the blindfold, and thirteen dinner guests seated standing around the table, with their hands to their noses, chorused: "Happy Birthday Tommy!"
ROFLMBO!
BTW, if you are looking for Es May, her blog url has changed...here she is: http://submittingtobeled.blogspot.com/
Wednesday, June 5, 2013
Happy Birthday Katya!
If you have ever visited over at governingana, then you probably know that the 6th of June is Kat’s birthday and also the release of Lighting the Way, book two in the continuing journey of Kat and Natalie.
Wishing Kat a wonderful birthday.
Here are my suggestions for Kat and Natalie to celebrate Kat’s birthday. I suggest they do so in nearby Chicago so that they can get the most celebrating in without a lot of travel time!
First, book into one of Chicago's quaint bed and breakfast inns…I suggest the Flemish House of Chicago. Located in Chicago's Gold Coast neighborhood, the Flemish is steps from Michigan Avenue, the Lake front, Rush St. and Oak Street Beach.
Then let Kat choose from the following Options:
Option 1 (Day and Evening)
Spend the day at the Navy Pier which has more than 50 acres of parks, promenades, gardens, shops, restaurants and attractions. Navy Pier is where you will also find the Chicago Children's Museum and Crystal Gardens (an awesome indoor botanical park). Make sure Kat and Nat take a ride on Navy Pier's giant Ferris wheel. Finish the day by enjoying the summer evenings fireworks display.
Option 2 (Day)
Take the Chicago River Tour (60 minute tour) which explores the city’s architectural history and starts at the Wrigley Building. Follow this up by visiting one of the greatest art collections at the Art Institute of Chicago and then visit Shedd Aquarium. End the day with one of the following:
Option 2a (Evening)
Book with Chicago Dine-Around for a progressive dinner…guests are chauffeured around the city in a coach bus and have Hors D’oeuvres served at the first restaurant, the Main Course at the second restaurant and Dessert at the third restaurant.
Option 2b (Evening)
Have dinner (Cajun food) and enjoy music at Buddy Guy's Legends...a blues club featuring local, national and international blues artists seven nights a week. . Seating is first-come, first-served. The kitchen is open until midnight every day.
Of course, if you extend the weekend a bit, you could do it all!
Kat has never really had a birthday celebration so please join everyone over at Ana’s governingana for a birthday blow-out.
Lighting the Way (Kat and Natalie, Volume Two) College roommates, best friends, and family. Can Kat and Natalie find a way to stay together…without killing each other?
Kat Astra knows one thing: everything is her fault. A dead-end job. A fear of confrontation. An inability to speak up when necessary. Desertion of her best friend in her time of need.
Natalie Mestecom knows one thing too: everything Kat does is Natalie’s fault. The relationship rule is simple; Kat has problems, and Natalie fixes them. But what worked in adolescence becomes more complicated with adulthood, and new developments in their relationship challenge these roles. Kat is no longer sure whether she is willing to be disciplined according to Natalie’s rules, and Natalie is no longer sure whether she is worthy of Kat’s trust.
Can Natalie allow herself to be vulnerable? Can Kat believe in her own strength? Can Natalie believe in Kat’s strength? How will they, each in their own way, learn to move beyond guilt and blame in order to forge a new relationship together? In order to make peace with themselves and each other, Kat and Natalie reconnect with family, re-visit memories of their past, and make plans for taking steps forward in the future. To light their way home.
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