Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, neither one could hardly see over the dashboard.
As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light!"
After a few more minutes they came to another intersection, the light was red, and again they went right through. This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through it. She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh My Gosh!! Am I driving!!?"
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Hi Cat, oh my goodness. Old drivers are my husband's pet hate! He will love this one
ReplyDeletelove Jan, xxx
LOL Jan...people who drive like they're old are one of my pet peeves. ;) You'll have to let us know if hubby enjoyed this one.
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
LOL Cat that is great. My M.I.L used to go over speed humps at top speed with our kids in the car. We had a fit.
ReplyDeleteHugs Lindy
Ooh Lindy...that is a bit on the scary side...those speed bumps are meant to slow people down...not make the speed up! Hope she doesn't drive anymore.
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Hahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed it Maggie. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Uh oh, now, this sounds like big trouble. Never saw that coming. Thank you for the giggles, Cat.
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Nina
Gotcha Nina! Happy you enjoyed it. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Boy I definitely laughed!! Very cute!
ReplyDeleteKnow anyone like this, Minelle? ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat