The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities...
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted.
"An ambulance just drove by!"
"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike!"
"Looks like the Sanders are moving!"
"Jason is on his skate board!"
After a few moments he announced...
"The Coopers are having sex."
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed.
Dad cautiously called out..."How do you know they're having sex?"
“Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle."
Busted!
Oh no! LOL
ReplyDeleteOh yes Lilli! ;)
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Laughing - it's so true you can't fool them for long - they catch on quick especially if it is something you don't want them to know.
ReplyDeleteIsn't that the truth Sunny! Happy you enjoyed it. ;)
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OMG! I remember putting up the safety gate on the boys' bedroom and throwing boxes of raisins in there. "Dad and I are still talking about your birthday present. Play with your little brother." Haven't thought of that one in a long time.
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Ella
ROFLMBO! Good one Ella! Happy to bring back memories for you. ;)
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LoL, great minds, but the kids aren't fooled lol. Thanks Cat :) Hope you are having a wonderful weekend.
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Roz
Takes a lot to fool kids for very long Roz. ;)
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Lol, you can't put much past children !!
ReplyDeletelove Jan,xx
Sure can't Jan. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
LOL Cat that is a good one. You certainly can't fool kids.
ReplyDeleteHugs Lindy
No you can't Lindy. ;)
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Hi Cat, I can see that happening. True, children can't be fooled. :)
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Nina
They can be fooled once or twice Nina but not on a regular basis! ;)
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LOL...and adults always thing they can outwit their kids...
ReplyDeletehugs abby
Very rarely works does it Abby. ;)
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uh oh :-) can't fool kids...doesn't mean I won't try - have to seize any opportunity we can... Hugs
ReplyDeleteOh definitely have to seize the opportunity Terps! Distraction usually works better than fooling though. ;)
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