Sex Story

A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:
 
Husband: "Sukitaki. mojitaka!"
 
Wife replies: "Kowanini! mowi janakpa!"
 
Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
 
Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"
 
Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"
 
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I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this – is this actually Japanese?  If so, do you even know how to read Japanese?
 

All y’all will read anything as long as it’s about sex…you need serious help!!!
 

Sometimes I worry about you.