You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
She is so tempted to stay, but…
she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
LOL Cat never heard this one before. Thanks, Lisa
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Hi Cat,
ReplyDeleteI'd like to think floor six was "These men have jobs, love kids, are drop dead georgeous, help with housework, have a strong romantic streak, and offer themselves as consensual 24/7 service slaves" and there you would find me (except it would be "do all the house work". LOL.
Wow DtBHC...hope you are very appreciated!
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Oh such a funny joke! The wives one was good too!
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ROFLMAO, sounds about right ... both stores! LoL. Thanks Cat :)
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Roz
You're welcome Roz..happy you enjoyed it. ;)
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HI Cat, So funny, both shops!
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So happy you enjoyed it Jan. ;)
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Hi Cat, this is a great one, I knew the first part, with the new husbands and enjoyed it a lot, but the second was new, hilarious! Thank you for the good laugh.
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You're very welcome Nina...so happy you enjoyed it. ;)
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