Alien Sex

A human couple and an alien couple are having dinner when the discussion inevitably comes to sex.

"Just how do you guys do it?" Asks the Earth woman.

"Pretty much the same as you guys do," reply the aliens.


Eventually they decide to swap partners and the human woman leads the alien male to her bedroom. To her shock when he undresses she sees he has a tiny member.


"What on Earth could you do with that?!" she asks, "it's tiny!"

"Not a problem," he replies as he slaps his head, and with each slap it becomes longer and longer.


"That's amazing!" she gasps, "but it's still pretty thin..."

Without saying a word he starts pulling his ears, and with each pull it grows thicker and thicker and the two have the most incredible sex of their lives.


Afterwards her husband asks, "how was it?"


"I hate to say it," his wife replies, "but it was pretty incredible. How was it for you?"


"Weird," he says, "all night long she was slapping my head and yanking my ears."