Bragging

Two rather old retired racehorses are in a bar getting totally drunk. 

After about two hours, the first racehorse says: "You know...when I was a young racehorse...from one hundred starts, I won (hic) 90 races, got 5 seconds and 5 thirds...I am without doubt the greatest racehorse that ever lived."

In response to this and approximately a half an hour later, the second racehorse responded, "Oh yeah...when I was a young racehorse...from one hundred starts, I won (hic) 95 races, got 2 seconds and 3 thirds...I am the greatest racehorse that ever lived."


Now it was about this time that the bartender, a greyhound, decided that they were drunk enough so he said, "I am sick of you two telling one another how great you are, you are both drunk and I am throwing you out of the bar, but before I do,  I want to let you know that when I was a young greyhound, from one hundred starts, I won 100 races, no seconds and no thirds."


The two racehorses were shocked and for 5 minutes sat with their mouths open until the fist racehorse finally said, "Isn't that amazing (hic)...a talking greyhound!"