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Thursday, September 25, 2014

Lost Car Keys

After a meeting several days ago, I couldn't find my keys.
I quickly gave myself a personal and vigorous pat down.

They weren't in my pockets.

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.
Frantically,I headed for the parking lot.

My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition.
He's afraid that the car could be stolen.


As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right.
The parking lot was empty.


I immediately called the police.
I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.



Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband:
"I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."

There was a moment of silence.

I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice.

"Are you kidding me?"

he barked,

"I dropped you off!"



Now it was my turn to be silent.

Embarrassed, I said,

"Well, come and get me."


He retorted,
"I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your car!"

 
Oops!!!!
 

Do you think the ‘pat down’ she is going to receive from her husband is going to be memorable?


ROFLMBO!


26 comments:

  1. ROFL with you Cat. I think she will have a memorable pat down. Thanks, Lisa

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Lisa...I know I would have had more than a pat down! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. Lol, this is soooo something I would do.

    I love your blog. Even though I don't comment often, I read it all the time. Thank you so very much!

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    1. LOL Sarah...and would you receive a 'pat down'? I'm very happy you enjoy my blog...come visit anytime...comment or not. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. I laughed so hard, Cat! This is so totally something I would do...........

    Hugs,
    Sadie

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Sadie...seems as if more than one lady here in blog land would pull this stunt! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. Yeah, that sounds like my wife. Of course it has nothing to do with women at all...
    mmmwwww ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, Hik, nothing at all Cat. It could happen to a man as well. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. think not.
    Oh, this is going to be a good weekend!

    Han

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    1. Happy I was able to entertain you so well Han...hope you have an awesome weekend. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. Thanks for my daily laugh.
    appy

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    1. You're very welcome Appy...so happy I'm able to entertain you. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. Oh Cat,

    I laughed so much. I'm glad I've never done anything like that else I would be supporting a very sore bottom.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Ronnie...if I had pulled something like this, I wold most definitely have been sporting a super sore bottom. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. Oh cat, that is exactly the daft sort of thing I would do!
    love Jan,xx

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    1. LOL Jan...it seems as if you are not alone. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. ROFLMAO, oops! Think she will definitely receive a memorable pat down for that one! Thanks for the laugh Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Roz...definitely a memorable pat down! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  9. OMG, I'm still laughing so hard, I can hardly type. The really sad part is I can truly see this happening to me and really sad is that Ray agrees.
    One time I locked my keys in the car, the difference is, I never turned the car off. It ran all afternoon while I was at work.

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    1. ROFL Sunny...you have me laughing so hard I can't see to type! Did you car run out of gas? OMG! I can just imagine coming out from work to a running car or one that has run out of gas! Thanks for the giggles. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  10. Cat,
    This is a classic! Thanks
    Meredith

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    1. You're welcome Mere...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  11. I can't figure out what to say about this. Sheesh. Lol!

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    1. Woohoo! Irishey speechless?!? ROFLMBO!

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  12. Cat, this one takes the prize. I laughed out loud when I read it.
    Thank you.

    Hugs,
    Mona Lisa

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it ML. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. LOL Terps...have you ever pulled an oops like this? ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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