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Friday, August 30, 2013

Find Your Inner Peace

If you can start the day without caffeine…

If you  can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains…

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles…

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it…

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time…

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment…

If you can conquer tension without  medical help…

If you can relax without alcohol…

If  you can sleep without the aid of  drugs…

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Then  You Are  Probably…
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The  Family Dog!
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And  you thought I was gonna get all spiritual on ya!     Winking smile
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  1. ashebridgeAugust 30, 2013 at 8:46 PM

    lol halfway through I was thinking I could if I was a dog

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  2. Aimless RamblingAugust 30, 2013 at 9:15 PM

    Very funny. I could do the first.

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  3. CallieAugust 30, 2013 at 10:31 PM

    LOL, I can do most of those......... but certainly our puppy does a much better job ;)

    Callie

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    1. CatNovember 13, 2013 at 11:59 PM

      LOL Callie...my cats do a much better job also. ;)

      Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. Minielle LabraunAugust 30, 2013 at 10:55 PM

    Not the first one for me!

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  5. RozAugust 31, 2013 at 7:12 AM

    LoL Cat, you got me :) I can do most of these ... some of the time LoL

    Hugs,
    Roz

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  6. an English RoseAugust 31, 2013 at 11:00 AM

    Or cat in our house!! Definitely not me, I pretty much fail on most of them:((
    love Jan.xx

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    1. CatNovember 14, 2013 at 12:00 AM

      LOL Jan...so do I but my cats have these down perfectly! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. Es MaySeptember 2, 2013 at 3:41 PM

    LOL Was wondering what person was that good. ;)

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    1. CatNovember 14, 2013 at 12:01 AM

      ROFL Es May...haven't got a clue! ;)

      Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. IrisheySeptember 4, 2013 at 12:27 AM

    Catching up. Not sure you'll see this comment, but I thought the conclusion to all these if's would be that I would be dead, not a dog. ;-)

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    1. CatNovember 14, 2013 at 12:02 AM

      Ooh Irishey...I'm just now catching up so don't know if you'll see this reply but you crack me up! ;)

      Blessings...
      Cat

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    2. IrisheyNovember 15, 2013 at 2:43 AM

      You always appreciate my caustic wit and sideways irreverence. ;-) Not many understand it, fewer appreciate it, so I appreciate that more than I can say.

      I'm a nicely appreciative gal, too. ;-)

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    3. CatNovember 15, 2013 at 4:45 PM

      LOL Irishey...you are always appreciated!

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