For those of you who have never heard of these or are not sure they are real, here is a definition of the Darwin Awards:
The Darwin Awards are a tongue-in-cheek "honor" named after evolutionary theorist Charles Darwin, given to people who seem to improve the human gene pool by accidentally killing or sterilizing themselves during a foolish or careless mistake. You can read more here.
I don’t know if the following are actual “Darwin Awards” or just suggestions…
Giving A Shark A Kiss
The upside of an abundance of stupid people is that this shark will always be well fed.
Looking In The Wrong Place
Will That Hold?!?!
That guy is going to need all kinds of insurance.
People Who Can't Read
Signs don't apply to these guys.
Trust Me
I do this all the time!
I Taut I Taw A Puddy Tat
That cat looks pissed and that bird looks clueless.
Hungry Hungry Hippo
That Crocodile Is HUGE
OMG! OMG! SERIOUSLY?!?!?! OMG!
Right Around The Corner
They got the picture. Now they need to get a clue!
Nine Lives
Eight more to go!
Snake Bite
Rattlesnakes are friendly! Right?
Chainsaw
You can only start a chainsaw that way once.
What's In The Hole?
Go ahead. Give it a little gas.
Should The Hydraulics Fail
Courtesy of Awesome Takes Practice
I love the Darwin awards!!! My husband, whenever he see somebody doing something daft, mutters 'there is another Darwin award' The chainsaw!! OMG.
ReplyDeleteHey DF...You wonder how some of these people lasted as long as they did! You would think a man would be more careful what he placed next to his 'family jewels'. ;)
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Cat
Hi Cat, these are so great! Thanks.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
George
Happy you enjoyed them George! ;)
DeleteBlessings,
Cat
I am ....JUST....SHOCKED! People are so.....Well, not saying anymore!
ReplyDeleteWoohoo...Minelle stuttering and speechless!!!!
DeleteHugs and Blessings,
Cat
LOL. And this is why laws always cater for the lowest common denominator of society ;)
ReplyDeleteCallie
LOL Callie...I have to agree with you! ;)
DeleteBlessings,
Cat
Makes one wonder if some people ever THINK??
ReplyDeletehugs abby
LOL Abby...they 'think'...just not sure they consider the repercussions of their actions! ;)
DeleteBlessings,
Cat
>.< Hungry, hungry Hippos (they can REALLY be mean) and the chain saw gave me the dead giggles!
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cd
ROFL CD...you just reminded me of a game my children had when they were very young called 'hungry hippo'! They guy with the chain saw...lord have mercy! ;)
DeleteBlessings,
Cat
Hi Cat, these are great! Thanks for the laugh. I like the cat and bird, the cat looks mighty pissed, but I thought it was cute :) OMG the chain saw and snake!
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Roz
Hey Roz...Wish they had a picture of the cat and the bird about 10 seconds after that one was snapped. ;)
DeleteThe chain saw and snake..."here's your sign!" LOL
Hugs and Blessings,
Cat
There are no words to describe some people's stupidity.
ReplyDeleteLOL Sunny...as I told Roz, the only words I can come up with are "here's your sign!" ;)
DeleteBlessings,
Cat
Omg I feel sick with fright just looking at these. What the f**k is wrong with people. Sorry ,don't tell hubby I said that but honestly.....
ReplyDeleteLove Jan.xxx
LOL Jan...who knows...not considering consequences of their actions since this is the 'not my fault' generation. ;)
DeleteYou used stars not the word but still won't tell hubby. ;)
Hugs and Blessings,
Cat
Says it all Terps! ;)
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Cat
Wow, that is so scary how much those people were not thinking... and makes me wonder how many stupid things I may do without knowing it...
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