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Monday, March 24, 2014

The Winter Boots

Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this!

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Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her pupils put on his boots?
 

He asked for help and she could see why.
 

Even with her pulling, and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on.
 

By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.

 
 

She almost cried when the little boy said, “Teacher, they're on the wrong feet.”  


She looked, and sure enough, they were!




 
Unfortunately, it wasn't any easier pulling the boots off, than it was putting them on.
 
 
She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the correct feet.


 
 
He then announced,”'These aren't my boots.”


She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream, “Why didn't you say so?” like she wanted to.



Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet.
 
 
No sooner had they got the boots off when he said, “They're my brother's boots.  But my Mom made me wear 'em today.”  




Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry!






But she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots BACK onto his feet again.
 
 
 
Helping him into his coat, she asked, “Now, where are your mittens?”


 
 
He said,”'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots.”

 
 
All reports state she is doing well on her meds and should be eligible for release from the psyche ward next year!


16 comments:

  1. I can't tell you how many times I said things like... ARE YOU CURLING YOUR TOES?

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    1. LOL...you and me both Dana! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. I can relate. Getting small children dressed in cold climates can be a challenge.

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    1. Oh yes Rose I totally agree!

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. Oh man I guffawed out loud!! Been there! Thanks for the laugh!

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    1. You're welcome Minelle...think anyone with kids as been there! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. That is so funny. I didn't predict the ending. Usually around here, as soon as you get them all bundled up they need to use the restroom. This is great thought

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    1. LOL Blondie...oh yes, snowsuit, boots, hat, gloves all on equals...mommy I have to go the bathroom! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. Oh boy Cat, this was so funny. Love the ending! Somehow I'm glad I can't really relate to this! LoL

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. LOL Roz...glad you can't relate huh? ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. LOL Jan...yup, bless his heart. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. Love it Made me smile. I used to help out at a school for little ones so have been there.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. LOL Ronnie...kids are definitely a challenge to get dressed for outside. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. LOL...i had bigger kids......some days that was a blessing....others....not so much.
    hugs abby

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    1. LOL Abby...totally understand that! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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