Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this!
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Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her pupils put on his boots?
He asked for help and she could see why.
Even with her pulling, and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on.
By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.
She almost cried when the little boy said, “Teacher, they're on the wrong feet.”
She looked, and sure enough, they were!
Unfortunately, it wasn't any easier pulling the boots off, than it was putting them on.
She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the correct feet.
He then announced,”'These aren't my boots.”
She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream, “Why didn't you say so?” like she wanted to.
Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet.
No sooner had they got the boots off when he said, “They're my brother's boots. But my Mom made me wear 'em today.”
Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry!
But she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots BACK onto his feet again.
Helping him into his coat, she asked, “Now, where are your mittens?”
He said,”'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots.”
All reports state she is doing well on her meds and should be eligible for release from the psyche ward next year!
I can't tell you how many times I said things like... ARE YOU CURLING YOUR TOES?
ReplyDeleteLOL...you and me both Dana! ;)
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Cat
I can relate. Getting small children dressed in cold climates can be a challenge.
ReplyDeleteOh yes Rose I totally agree!
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Cat
Oh man I guffawed out loud!! Been there! Thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome Minelle...think anyone with kids as been there! ;)
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Cat
That is so funny. I didn't predict the ending. Usually around here, as soon as you get them all bundled up they need to use the restroom. This is great thought
ReplyDeleteLOL Blondie...oh yes, snowsuit, boots, hat, gloves all on equals...mommy I have to go the bathroom! ;)
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Cat
Oh boy Cat, this was so funny. Love the ending! Somehow I'm glad I can't really relate to this! LoL
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Roz
LOL Roz...glad you can't relate huh? ;)
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Cat
Oops, bless him!!
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LOL Jan...yup, bless his heart. ;)
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Cat
Love it Made me smile. I used to help out at a school for little ones so have been there.
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Ronnie
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LOL Ronnie...kids are definitely a challenge to get dressed for outside. ;)
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Cat
LOL...i had bigger kids......some days that was a blessing....others....not so much.
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LOL Abby...totally understand that! ;)
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Cat