Judy got married and had 13 children.
Her first husband, Ted, died of cancer.
She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children.
Bob was killed in a car accident.
12 years later Judy again, remarried, and this time, she and John had 5 more children.
Judy finally died, after having produced 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they are finally together."
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:
"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"
Margaret replied:..
"I think he means her legs, Ethel..."
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OMG! ROFLMAO! I did NOT see that one coming! Thanks, Lisa
ReplyDeleteGotcha Lisa! Happy you enjoyed it. ;)
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LOL......just when think you have heard them all....LOL.....
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Happy you enjoyed it Abby. ;)
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Cat,
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Meredith
Happy to oblige Mere. ;)
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LOL, Thanks for the laugh Cat.
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Ronnie
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You're very welcome Ronnie. ;)
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LoL, have to ssy, I wondered who the preacher was referring to as well! LoL. Thanks for the giggle Cat :)
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Roz
You're welcome Roz...happy you enjoyed it. ;)
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Doh, LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL Clara. ;)
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Hi cat, thanks for the giggle Cat, hope you have a good week
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You're welcome Jan...happy you enjoyed it. Wishing you a good week also. ;)
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Oh you! I never saw that coming! I wonder if her uterus stayed put!
ReplyDeleteGotcha Minelle!!!! Hmmm...I haven't got a clue. ;)
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I think Margaret is wrong, she always wanted a big family LOL. We're not used to big number of kids these days are we. OK, 25 is maybe overdone, but to be part of a large family doesn't sound bad to me.
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Han
LOL Han...I think 25 is a bit overdone. I grew up in a neighborhood with families that had lots of kids...ranging from 3 to 9 kids in each family. Since we were all so close, it was like growing up in a large family...with multiple parents! :D
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