Funny French Laws

And you thought that only the US had odd laws!
 
1. You Can Legally Marry a Dead Person
I can imagine your reactions already:
Wait, what?!
Um, gross...
That's... I... but... why?
Score! Time to move to France.

Okay, not so much the last one.  But it's true!  It is legal to marry a dead person in France.  But they have some stipulations, of course!  The couple has to have been engaged prior to the person's death, with obvious intent to go through with the wedding.
 At least the corpse isn't getting married against his/her will, right?

2. No Jerry Lewis Masks For You
If you're planning a big Jerry Lewis-themed masquerade ball in Cannes, France, you might want to find a new theme! 

Don't you know that wearing Jerry Lewis masks is illegal there?  I know how common these parties are, but unless you want to pay a large fine, either cancel the shindig or find another location.  Don't say we didn't warn you!

3. Hey There, Dollface
In France, it is illegal to sell dolls without human faces.  That means your E.T. doll is illegal, my friend!  Come on, though.  Let's be serious.  Do any dolls actually look human?


4. Onions Get the Right of Way
If you're walking along the street in Paris and you come upon a man carrying onions, get out of the way! 

Onion-carrying garçons always get the right of way! 

So I guess if you really want to get somewhere in a hurry, grab a pile of onions to speed up your trip!

5. Illegal For Women To Wear Trousers
In these modern times, you might think that most progressive societies have accepted that women like to wear pants.  But in Paris, it is still illegal for women to wear trousers!

They have a few exceptions, like:

• When a woman is riding a horse
• When a woman is riding a bike

You have to wonder, though, if anyone actually abides by this law.  I'm going to guess the answer is no.

6. Illegal To Kiss on Railways
You know those adorable photos of people kissing on railroad tracks? 

Well, you shouldn't try to have that photo shoot in France! 

It is illegal to kiss on railways there. 

This actually seems like a pretty practical law. 

Would you want to be run over by a train because you were too busy sucking face to pay attention? 

I think not!


7. Illegal To Take Photos of Police Officers
In Antibes, it is 100% illegal to take pictures of police officers or their vehicles. 

If you're the type of person who hates to be photographed, this could be a strategic career move!  It would be pretty cool to arrest people for going against your wishes, eh?


8. Pigs Named Napoleon
If you decide to live in France and buy a pet pig, make sure to abide by this important law:
Whatever you do, don't name it Napoleon! 

If you do, you'll be breaking the law. 

Why not stick with a more traditional name, like Gordy or Babe?


9. French Music on the Radio
If you're listening to the radio in France between the hours of 8am-8pm, don't expect to hear very much American music. 

Why? 

Because according to law, 70% of music played on the radio during those hours has to be performed by French artists.


10. Breathalyzer Tests
If you thought American DUI laws were harsh, just wait until you hear about this French law! 

In France, every car must have a breathalyzer kit in the glove compartment at all times. 

If a driver is found to not have one, he or she will get a fine of 11 euros! 

Courtesy of  chacha.com