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Sunday, September 1, 2013

Texting Fails

My Pregnant Little Angel

Moms will always boast about their natural motherly instincts but don't take them seriously all of the time. They're usually just falling victim to autocorrects because they're constantly being consumed by re-runs of "The Price Is Right".


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Lots Of Love

Everyone hates to admit it but Mom fails often at life because she's not the brightest bulb in the world. Case in point: confusing "laugh out loud" with "lots of love". We can only imagine what she thinks "IDK" or "ROFL" means.

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A Swipe's Worth Of Laughs

The best gift you can get any Mom for Mother's Day involves taking their phone away. Their messages can get quite long and Apple will always be there to exchange a word for another and embarrass the both of you.

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Breaking Dawn

The relationship you have with your Mom may not be close, but there's a very good chance its full of text fails. Spellcheck and Siri usually get the best of them, but they're the only ones that can be blamed when they start doing things like quoting "Twilight".

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Pusher-Lover Mom

Since the beginning of time, mothers around the world have been drawing up master plans to set up their sons and daughters with a significant other. Now that technology has advanced and everyone carries an iPhone, that goal looks so much easier.

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Spice Up Your Life

They rarely portray a laughable sense of humour, but when they do, Moms are unstoppable. Kudos goes to this mother for digging into nostalgia and going along with a Spice Girls anthem that ruled the '90s!

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Foreign Language Studies

Let it be known: Moms are rarely caught under the influence but we have a feeling this text about cats, faxes and texting upright definitely involves alcohol. In fact, there's no other way to explain it!

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Caring Is Caring

Sometimes the woman that birthed you can act like a stuck-up ex-girlfriend/boyfriend when they want, and the only way to grab her attention is to do something drastic. This loving son has the right idea.

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Spellcheck Fail

No thanks to Siri, Moms get caught in a line of crossfire when they make a text fail. This convo between a mother and her daughter just gets really awkward when an inanimate object gets confused with a personal loan.

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Dinner Conversations

We're not sure when Moms decided to start texting their children about when dinner's ready but this particular conversation gives us a reason it should continue. We also want to be a part of the family that eats multiple whole chickens every night for dinner!

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Emoji Forever

Showing her the Emoji option is like telling her she just won a free $100 gift certificate for groceries. Her options become limitless and there's really nothing that can be done about her actions and the consequences she creates.

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The Google Troll

Mothers of all ages think they're tech-savvy but they're really and truly not. They understand the key specifics - mouse, keyboard, monitor - but anything that has to do with the Internet (outside of Email) goes right over their head.

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Go Private Or Go Home

They may be innocent, caring and loving, but no matter how sincere they seem, Moms know everything about you. That includes your relationship status, how many friends you have on Facebook and what she should expect from your Internet browsing history.

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Grounded And She Knows It

It's one thing for your Mom to quote a pop song by LMFAO but re-writing the lyrics to inform you you've been grounded? When it comes to family matters, that's just a prime example of motherhood.

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Getting Hitched

Ask anyone in your family tree and they'll admit Moms are not to be trusted when it comes to secrets. They can never keep them a secret even if it has to do with their daughter tying the knot with the love of her life!

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12 comments:

  1. Good golly! LOL...lots of love....! HEHEHeheheheh!

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    1. ROFL...good one isn't it Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. My eyes are watering I was laughing so hard! And I had to read these out to my hubby - too too funny! Thank you!!

    :D Cali

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    1. So happy you both enjoyed them Cali...I had tears rolling when I read that email. ;)

      Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. ROFLMAO, thanks for the laugh Cat :) Love the last two and 'spice Mom" LoL

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. So happy you enjoyed them Roz...I just couldn't decide on a favorite. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. These are great! Thanks for the laugh, I had to share these with my hubby :)

    Tricia

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them Tricia...hop your hubby did also. ;)

      Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. Thanks for the Monday Morning laugh. Have a great day.

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    1. You're welcome Sunny...happy you enjoyed them. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. wow, LOL, Thanks for another great laugh! :)

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    1. You're very welcome Es May...happy you enjoyed them! ;)

      Blessings...
      Cat

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