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Sunday, November 4, 2012
Golf Course Use
The lettering on the sign is a bit blurred so I've copied it below if you have trouble reading it.
LADIES COURSE CONDITIONS
1. HAVE YOU DONE THE DISHES?
2. HAVE YOU DONE THE WASHING?
3. HAVE YOU COOKED YOUR HUSBANDS TEA?
IF YOU HAVE DONE ALL THESE
SIMPLE TASKS YOU MAY PROCEED!
Have to wonder if this golf course is owned and/or operated by an HoH. LOL
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And if you haven't, do you get spanked by the squirrels. LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL Sunny. Doubt it - think those squirrels are just after the nuts. ;)
DeleteChoke, cough, ahem....!Do they sell paddles in the golf store?
ReplyDeleteWould not surprise me a bit if they did Minelle. Eek!!!
DeleteBarney once told me GOLF stands for Gentlement Only Ladies Forbidden. True story.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, if I read this I wouldn't require the 'ladies' tee' to hit from because guaranteed I'd wack that ball !
How do these men come up with these facts?!
DeleteOoh Wilma - better check that attitude! Or at least hide it around Barney. :D
Now Cat, I didn't say I was going to put Barney's head on the tee !
DeleteThe G.O.L.F. thing is apparently true..what it stands for. Barney is a huge golfing enthusiast ( yawn )...
LOL Wilma - might not said you were going to put Barney's head on the tee but admit it, you were thinking that you might imagine his head on that tee weren't you. LOL
DeleteWow - learn something new every day!
Nah, more envisioning my driver in his golf _ _ _ _ _...KIDDING...( although ask me tomorrow after his day off...dun dun dun )
DeleteNow don't go borrowing trouble - it could be a great day!
DeleteThat is too funny
ReplyDeleteIt sure is Blondie. Cracked me up when I saw it. LOL
DeleteLol, I agree, must be owned/operated by and HoH. Shame it doesn't say what happens if you proceed without having complied with the conditions.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Wilma!
Would be interesting if they stated consequences. Of course, guess it would also depend on who you were playing with - HoH or friends.
DeleteYup, another better check attitude or hide it. LOL
Wow, that's one cranky HoH! LOL at Roz. It's a fair question...
ReplyDeleteLOL Susie. Yup, fair question as it's always nice to know the consequences isn't it. Maybe on the other side of the sign? :D
DeleteVery strange sign indeed. All HoH's I know, drink no tea but coffee.
ReplyDeleteHi Bas - Think the 'tea' on the sign refers to a meal so the ladies must have the dishes, laundry, and cooking done before they are allowed to play golf. :)
DeleteThis gave me a huge smile, lol. I wonder where this course is, lol. You know it's not in the states, cause there'd be a ring of protestors!
ReplyDeleteHave a feeling it's in the UK June and yes, you are definitely correct - in the states there would be a huge stink with protesters!
DeleteSee, THIS is why I can't drink my coffee when I come visit you! This sign wouldn't last a day in most places!
ReplyDeleteIrishey
LOL Irishey - I sure have missed your comments. Nope the sign would probably be torn down and the golf course trampled in most places. :)
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