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Friday, December 5, 2014

His Yearly Physical

An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor.

 
The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, "99".
 
The old guy obeys and says, "99".

 
 
The doctor says, "Great", Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, "99".
 
Again, the old guy says, "99".

 
 
The doctor said, “Very good”. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, "99".
 
The old guy begins…
 
 
"One...
 
 
two…
 
 
three…"
 
Open-mouthed smile

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26 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 5, 2014 at 8:07 PM

    ROFLMAO! OMG Cat I did not see that one coming! Have got to share this with my brother! Thanks, Lisa

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    1. CatDecember 6, 2014 at 11:44 PM

      Happy you enjoyed it Lisa...hope your brother does also. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. Minielle LabraunDecember 5, 2014 at 8:30 PM

    Gosh! Didn't see that coming either!
    Can't wait to share with my guy!

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    1. CatDecember 6, 2014 at 11:45 PM

      Happy you enjoyed it Minelle...I'm sure your Scotsman is gonna get a kick out of this one. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. Aimless RamblingDecember 5, 2014 at 9:45 PM

    You got me. lol

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    1. CatDecember 6, 2014 at 11:46 PM

      Woohoo Sunny! Not often that I can say gotcha to you! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. AnonymousDecember 5, 2014 at 10:49 PM

    Cute! Loved it Cat :)

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    1. CatDecember 6, 2014 at 11:46 PM

      Happy you enjoyed it Cali. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. RozDecember 6, 2014 at 2:49 AM

    ROFLMAO, didn't see that coming either. Crafty old bugger lol. Thanks for the giggle Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. CatDecember 6, 2014 at 11:48 PM

      You're welcome Roz...happy you enjoyed it...can't blame him can ya? ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. abbyDecember 6, 2014 at 5:48 AM

    LOL...He made be old but he;s still a player...very cute..
    hugs abby

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    1. CatDecember 6, 2014 at 11:49 PM

      Got that right Abby...he is still a player...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. Ami StarsongDecember 6, 2014 at 6:28 AM

    I didn't see that coming at all! LOL!

    Hugs
    Ami

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    1. CatDecember 6, 2014 at 11:50 PM

      Gotcha Ami! Happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. IrisheyDecember 6, 2014 at 8:05 AM

    Lol! D has told me I probably must go with him for his first prostate exam, to ensure he stays for the appointment. This new method gives a whole new reason why I might insist I accompany him all the way to the exam room! Ha! ;-)

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    1. CatDecember 6, 2014 at 11:53 PM

      ROFLMBO Irishey! You'll have to let us know how his visit turns out. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  9. stay at home momDecember 6, 2014 at 10:11 AM

    Oh Cat! LoL, I read this in the morning and had no time to comment. Actually this one keeps getting better with some time to let it sink in...if only I could get the pictures out of my head again.
    Thanks for the giggle(s).

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. CatDecember 6, 2014 at 11:57 PM

      LOL Nina...not sure you'll ever get the pictures out of your head...especially if you keep re-reading. Happy you enjoyed! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  10. an English RoseDecember 6, 2014 at 11:03 AM

    Oh Cat, you are naughty, lol
    love Jan,xx

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    1. CatDecember 6, 2014 at 11:57 PM

      Ya got me Jan...I have to admit...I am naughty! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  11. ronnieDecember 6, 2014 at 11:31 AM

    Good one. Thanks Cat.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. CatDecember 6, 2014 at 11:58 PM

      You're welcome Ronnie...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  12. Han Jansz. van MeegerenDecember 6, 2014 at 1:51 PM

    I got this in the mail and I was somewhere where it is not appropriate to laugh at all, and I couldn't help myself. I see it happening...

    Thanks Cat, your collection seems without limit,
    Han

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    1. CatDecember 6, 2014 at 11:59 PM

      LOL Han...just where were you reading the giggle? So happy you enjoyed it. ;) I do received a lot of fun giggles.

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  13. AnonymousDecember 6, 2014 at 8:07 PM

    Oh good grief, LOL

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    1. CatDecember 7, 2014 at 12:02 AM

      LOL Clara...hope you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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