Men Teaching Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By November 29, 2014
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By November 29, 2014
NOTE: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of the subject matter, class size will be limited to:
8 Participants Maximum
Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer
How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs. beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase-- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum…
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
From Guys in the Witness Protection Program...go figure! LOL
LOL Cat, where do you come up with these? Thanks, Lisa
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed it Lisa...a friend sent this one to me. ;)
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Cat
ROFLMAO, Men are from Mars ... Thanks Cat :)
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Roz
Got that right Roz. ;)
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Cat
LOL Cat. You sure do make me me smile with your posts. Thanks.
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Ronnie
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You're welcome Ronnie...so happy to make you smile. ;)
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Cat
Well...let's just keep this among us women. Luke would have me registered and packing with double sessions of 5, 7, and 12. You've got to be careful posting this stuff, Cat. LOL clara
ReplyDeleteLOL Clara...guess you need to prescreen my blog each day to decide if it's one you can share with Luke. ;)
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Cat
Do they bring in these men teachers from another state so no one recognizes them. I would think it would be dangerous to their health otherwise.
ReplyDeleteI agree Sunny...very dangerous to their health...think they bring them in from the Witness Protection Program. ;)
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Cat
Hi Cat, sarcastic devils men!
ReplyDeletelove Jan,xx
LOL Jan. ;)
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Cat
Put me down for Classes 6 and 7 - not joking!
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Ami
LOL Ami...so are you telling me that you don't know how to be quiet during programs or take a bath without 14 different kinds of lotions and potions? *snicker*
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Cat
Men are sarcastic?????? Jan? Ahum.
ReplyDeleteOk, sure.
You're right, we as a species, are.
I suppose.
I love your post, Cat,
Han
LOL Han...I don't think men hold the patent on sarcasm. ;) Happy you enjoyed the post!
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Cat