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Sunday, August 24, 2014

New Airline

 
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Welcome to TPA…Terrorist-Proof Airlines
 
TPA is in the safe-flying business!
 
We can absolutely guarantee no walk-on GUNS, KNIVES, SHOE-BOMBS, SUICIDE-BELTS or other weapons will EVER be carried onto our flights!



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26 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 24, 2014 at 8:19 PM

    Cat,
    You just keep them coming. Jack is very interested........ his wife, not so much!
    Meredith

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    1. CatAugust 26, 2014 at 8:09 PM

      LOL Mere...don't wanna fly that airline huh? ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. cAugust 24, 2014 at 8:45 PM

    I'm taking a break from booking flights and hotel... and see this. I'm wondering about seat sanitation between passengers though. I suppose I could bring a blanket to sit on. I assume they're nonstop flights, right?

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    1. CatAugust 26, 2014 at 8:10 PM

      Great timing eh Chickie? LOL Haven't got a clue if these flights are nonstop or not. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. AnonymousAugust 24, 2014 at 10:44 PM

    LOL Cat, I'm with Chickadee, wondering about seat sanitation. Since I end up freezing on most of the flights I've been on, I would really need a blanket anyway. :) Thanks for sharing, Lisa

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    1. CatAugust 26, 2014 at 8:11 PM

      I agree Lisa...I would want to wrap up in a blanket...I do get cold on flights. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. Han Jansz. van MeegerenAugust 25, 2014 at 1:36 AM

    What a wonderful idea. i'm booking a flight to a all women convention somewhere, I don't care where that takes place. Lesbos? Nah, I skip that one. No pictures of the Cockpit have you. Sorry that one was too easy...

    Skon,

    Han

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    1. CatAugust 26, 2014 at 8:12 PM

      LOL Han...good one...nope, no pictures of the cockpit. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. RozAugust 25, 2014 at 3:40 AM

    LoL Cay, I bet they need passengers! I'd be worried about hygene too lol

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. CatAugust 26, 2014 at 8:14 PM

      LOL Roz...I wouldn't be surprised if the airline was overbooked...even with the hygiene concerns. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. DelFonteAugust 25, 2014 at 5:15 AM

    I'm always cold on flights... I would also want to know who I was going to sit next to!

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    1. CatAugust 26, 2014 at 8:16 PM

      LOL DF...knowing who I was sitting next to might be a good idea. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. ronnieAugust 25, 2014 at 5:27 AM

    Cat,

    Did make me laugh. Thanks, One airline I wont be booking with:)

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. CatAugust 26, 2014 at 8:17 PM

      LOL Ronnie...how about P...would he be booking with this airline? ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. Aimless RamblingAugust 25, 2014 at 9:49 AM

    I agree with Roz, DelFonte and Ronnie.

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    1. CatAugust 26, 2014 at 8:18 PM

      LOL Sunny...no nude flying for you eh? What about Ray? ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  9. georgekAugust 25, 2014 at 11:03 AM

    Cat, what a trip that would be! I would go but Nina would veto that trip in a heat-beat!

    Hugs,
    George

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    1. CatAugust 26, 2014 at 8:20 PM

      LOL George...Nina wouldn't allow you to fly on that airline? Awww sorry about that. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  10. Dragon's RoseAugust 25, 2014 at 1:14 PM

    Shivers. I would need a better blanket than those thin cheap ones they usually give out.

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    1. CatAugust 26, 2014 at 8:21 PM

      I agree Rose...I don't like the ones the airline passes out...I take my own blanket and pillow...more sanitary also. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  11. IrisheyAugust 26, 2014 at 8:11 PM

    Is that Blondie and Ty?! Lol! Just kidding. I can't convince myself to ask D if we can join them at the nudist resort, where I can hide in my room if I want (which I would). No way could I talk myself into flying in the buff. Yeep!

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    1. CatAugust 26, 2014 at 8:24 PM

      LOL Irishey...not Blondie and Ty but I bet they'd fly that airline. Hmmm...can I ask what the purpose of joining them at the nudist resort is if you are going to hide in your room? How are you gonna visit? I agree, can't really see myself flying nude. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    2. IrisheyAugust 26, 2014 at 8:37 PM

      Well, that was exactly MY point! Why go, if I didn't want to stroll about in my birthday suit? I LIKE clothing! Lol!

      Actually, I understand you become comfortable right away in only your skin. Nobody stares, oogles or comments. They are very nonchalant, so any embarrassment or awkwardness wanes quickly. Clothing is optional (at the place I was told about) and a few do wear something. I would have to wear at least a cover-up or light robe because I cringe at getting a sunburn on the girls or other tender parts, or sand chafing in places it should never go. Lol!

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    3. CatAugust 28, 2014 at 12:45 AM

      I would be tempted to go just to be able to meet Blondie and Ty but then again, I, like you wouldn't want to get a sunburn on the girls or any other parts...also wouldn't want to totally terrify everyone...clothes are definitely my friend. ;)

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    4. IrisheyAugust 28, 2014 at 5:53 AM

      Oh, I don't think anybody is terrified by anyone else. These are real as-you-are people, not celebrities and vainglorious others sliced, diced and spiced toward perfection. Still, perhaps you and I should go together as the Terrifying Twosome? Oh, or assemble a group and go as Terrifying Ttwd TiH's. Lol! They say there is courage and safety in numbers. ;-)

      Btw, pretty positive this was all talk. Doubt I'll be walking that walk. ;-)

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    5. CatAugust 28, 2014 at 7:51 PM

      LOL Irishey...only talk eh? I would love to visit with some of our friends from blogland but if I do, it will be fully clothed. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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