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Saturday, April 12, 2014

Ear Infection

This is so true!  They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what is wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

 

There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.

 

I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

 

 

A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.

 

The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

 

'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.

 

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '

 

'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

 

The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people.  You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'

 

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.

 

The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

 

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

 

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

 

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.  ‘And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

 

'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

 

 

The waiting room erupted in laughter...

 

Mess with seniors, and you're going to lose.

 

YOU KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING!

22 comments:

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    1. So happy you enjoyed it Rose! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. You bet I'm laughing and Ray is right along with me.

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    1. Had a feeling you two would enjoy it Sunny! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. Yep, we're laughing over here too!

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    1. Happy y'all enjoyed it Sarah! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. can't sleep...but at least I can laugh :-) thanks for sharing Hugs

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    1. Sorry you can't sleep Terps but happy to give you a giggle! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. LoL, she had to ask that last question didn't she! Thanks for the laugh Cat

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Of course she did Roz...snot nosed little twerp! Happy you enjoyed it! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. Oh Cat, that is so funny, serves her right
    love Jan,xx

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    1. I so agree with you Jan...definitely serves her right! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. I laughed out loud!!! I agree don't mess with a senior!

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Minelle! This is one of my favorite giggles!

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. Yes...i am chuckling out loud......that is what happens when you do not respect your elders.
    hugs abby

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    1. Good point Abby...respect your elders or they will get ya back! :D

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  9. I read this out to my hubby - we both were cracking up! :)

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    1. Happy you both enjoyed it Cali! :D

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  10. I didn't laugh.

    I cheered!

    Now I am laughing...and plotting. ;-)

    Hugs, my humor spreading friend.

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    1. LOL Irishey...will be interested to hear what you are plotting! :D

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  11. That is funny!! I can't wait until I am old enough that I can say whatever I want:)

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    1. LOL Bea...ya really don't have to wait for any certain age! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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