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Monday, September 11, 2017

New Teacher

Another goody from our Meredith's Jack. Open-mouthed smile 


After retiring from the Marine Corps, a former Drill Instructor Sergeant took a job as a high school teacher.


Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a light plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit snugly under his shirt and wasn't noticeable when he wore his suit jacket.



On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart-aleck punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom.



Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk, he looked around the room and made eye contact with each and every student.


A strong breeze through the window made his tie flap. He picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.



Dead Silence.



The rest of the school year went very smooth…


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14 comments:

  1. Cat,
    I loved this story when Jack shared it with you as he sent it to you.
    Meredith

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    1. I love it also, Mere. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Amy. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Haha, I love it. I bet the rest of the year went smoothly! lol. Thank you Jack and Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Roz. I know I would have not pulled anything in his classroom. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. It was a good one wasn't it, Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. As you would say, Cat, "Good gravy." I knew a substitute teacher who was retired military. I would always request him if I had to take off school for a day. The kids adored him and the work actually got done. He was such a great man.

    Hugs From Ella

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    1. Many of those military men just have a certain bearing don't they Ella. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Love this story. Very inspiring to substitute teachers. Lol.

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    1. Welcome Goldilocks...happy you enjoyed the giggle. ;)

      Blessings...Cat

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