What She Needs

What a Woman Needs...
1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?
6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

KEEP READING ..
11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say “I love her more than you”, deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she can’t get to her friends. It makes her feel loved.

Are you thinking of someone?
16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
19. Tell her she’s beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about her.

One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.
21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car - it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her she’s your everything - only if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her - if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT - so just hug her.

24. Make her feel loved.
25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know!

WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US
26. Don’t lie to her.
27. DON’T cheat on her.
28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants.
29. Text message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her.
30. Be there for her whenever she needs you, and even when she doesn’t need you, just be there so she’ll know that she can always count on you.

ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER, BECAUSE IT’S IMPORTANT.
31. Hold her close when she’s cold so she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.
35. Don’t ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you’re mad. If she’s upset, comfort her.

REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT ..
36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHE’S LOVED.
41. Call or text her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night.
44. Always remind her how much you love her.
45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much you love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while you’re sitting on her.

You’ll never know when she needs just a little more love .. ♥

Anger Management

 

 

15 colorful Southern phrases and their origins

 




Have you ever heard your grandmother say, “Well, I Swan” and wondered why she was talking about aquatic fowl? Or described someone as living “high on the hog” but have no idea how the phrase came to mean “living well?”

We southerners are known for our funny turns of phrase. People of all cultures enjoy trying to figure out where we get our colorful phrases. We researched the origins of 15 popular southern phrases so that the next time someone asks, you can tell them the back story.

What’s your favorite southern phrase? If we missed it this time, we’ll try to get it on the next list.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Courtesy of It's a Southern Thing

And just how many of these did you know?  

How many of you used? 😀

From the South

 

 

An Ideal Present

A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. After the husband had finally had enough, he jumped up and took a blanket to the couch. 

The next day, the wife feeling bad about what happened, decided to buy her husband a gift. Since he was an avid golfer, she went to the pro shop at the club where he usually played golf. 

The wife talked with the pro, and he suggested a putter and showed her one of his finest. "How much is it?" she asked. 

"One-hundred and fifty dollars," he replied. 

She felt that was kind of expensive and told him so. 

"But it comes with an inscription," the pro said. 

"What kind of inscription?" she asked. 

"Whatever you wish," he explained. "But, one of the old golfers' favorites is: 'Never Up, Never In'." 

"Oh, that will never do!" exclaimed the wife. "That's what started the argument in the first place."  

Oops!  😯

Funny Sayings

15 Funny Sayings You’ll Only Hear From A Southerner
 


No one has mastered the regional colloquialism like a born and bred southerner. These are the creators of the backhanded compliment, and the original shade throwers. There are thousands of sayings you'll only find a southerner saying, so we complied some of our favorites here along with explanations for you Yankees who just don't get it! Bless your heart.
 
15. I'm busier than a 2-dollar whore on nickel night.

Just another day of running around picking up dry cleaning, grocery shopping, taking the kids to soccer practice... but that's not as fun to say.
 
14. She could start an argument in an empty house.

This is the girl who will fight anyone about anything. You can tell her the sky is blue, and she'll tell you it's green just for the sake of argument.
 
13. She's about a useful as a screen door on a submarine.

As in, she's not useful at all. This is basically the dumbest one of the bunch.
 
12. That stinks so bad it could knock a buzzard off a gut wagon.

It is literally the worst thing you have ever smelt in your life.
 
11. I'm as fine as frog’s hair split four ways.
You are feeling GOOOOOOD. It doesn't necessarily need to mean you're drunk, you could be sober as a judge and not have a care in the world.
 
10. She's grinning like a possum eating a sweet potato.

Those poor possums, they eat nothing but other road kill and insects for a living so image if they got their little paws on a sweet potato! It's just a wide smile that comes out of pure bliss.
 
9. Last time I saw you, you were knee-high to a grasshopper.

This is normally uttered by an older man to a young family member he hasn't seen in a long time. This is actually one of the most common expressions you'll come across on this list.
 
8. He's about as confused as a fart in a fan factory.

This guy doesn't have a clue what's going on. Seriously, homie has no idea.
 
7. If leather were brains, she wouldn't have enough to saddle a junebug.

You guessed it, she is one dumb you-know-what. This is a one of a kind stupid.
 
6. You don't watch out, I'm gonna cream your corn.

You have pushed someones buttons just enough that they aren't just gonna let it go anymore. This is your last and final warning.
 
5. Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!

Something has genuinely surprised you. This is something that you never thought would happen.
 
4. Colder than a banker's heart on foreclosure day at the widows' and orphans' home.

It's really, super freezing outside. Like, the coldest it has ever been.
 
3. You’d call an alligator a lizard.

You're a liar. You also have a problem giving credit where credit is due.
 
2. She's busier than a cat trying to bury her poop on a marble floor.

Seriously, this woman is never going to get everything done in time.
 
1. He squeezes a quarter so tight the eagle screams.

This is the cheapest guy you know. We all have that one friend who will only order water at a restaurant and never wants to buy you a gift over $10.

 

Courtesy of Rant Places

I’m sure that many of my Southern friends can add more to these.  I'll add the following:
Busier than a one-armed paper hanger.
Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin' contest.
That dog won't hunt.
More nervous than a cat in a roomful of rocking chairs.
Stick a fork in me and call me done!
Dumber than a box of rocks.