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Showing posts with label Food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Food. Show all posts

Monday, December 9, 2019

Great Online Cookie Exchange Extravaganza 2019!!!


Welcome to the Great Online Cookie Exchange and thanks to the awesome Jz for once again organizing it!!!!







No-bake Orange Juice Cookies
Ingredients

  • 1 (12 ounce) vanilla wafer cookies
  • 3/4 cup frozen orange juice concentrate, thawed not diluted
  • 1 pound powdered sugar
  • 1/2 cup butter, softened
  • 1 cup chopped walnuts or pecans
  • 1 1/2 cups finely chopped walnuts or pecans

Instructions

  1. Toast 1 cup of chopped nuts
  2. Chop wafer cookies until fine in a food processor or smash in plastic bag with rolling pin
  3. Mix wafer crumbs, orange juice, powdered sugar, butter, and chopped nuts together.
  4. Shape the mixture into walnut-size balls
  5. Gently press in finely chopped nuts.
  6. Layer cookie balls between sheets of waxed paper in covered container in refrigerator


How to Toast Nuts
Stovetop:
  • Heat heavy bottomed pan over medium heat and add nuts
  • Spread nuts evenly over the pan surface and let them sit for 30 seconds or so, then stir
  •  Keep stirring approx 3-4 minutes or until the nuts become fragrant
  •  Remove from heat
  •  Spread out and plate and set aside to cool
Microwave
  •  Spread chopped nuts on a plate
  •  Microwave in 30 second increments until toasted, tossing between stops
  •  Usually takes about 1 1/2 minutes total.
  •  Set aside to cool

Note:
  • Be very careful not to burn the nuts either way you choose to toast them.
  • These cookies are very sweet with an intense orange flavor



Participating Blogs...be sure to visit for some awesome treats!

selkie  (blog here, recipe here)
Morningstar

Just remember, the 10th of December lasts a whole 24 hours…and goes across international date lines!  So if there's nothing posted when you first visit, don't grumble., just try visiting later.  Winking smile

Friday, September 20, 2019

Thursday, September 12, 2019

Tuesday, July 30, 2019

Steak!




Or my kitty can share his dinner with you!







Friday, July 12, 2019

Hot Dogs


Those of you who know me know that I wouldn't have any problem with this.🙃

Sunday, May 12, 2019

Tuesday, May 7, 2019

Monday, April 8, 2019

Shopping at Tesco

For those of you who shop at Tesco, here's a goodie from Meredith's Jack. Hope you enjoy!

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This is hilarious!

Burgers for dinner tonight!  In the UK, some supermarkets have admitted that there is horse meat in their home cooked burgers.

Even places like Burger King have had to admit that there are "small amounts" of horse meat in their burgers.  Tesco is a big supermarket chain in the UK (and owned by Wal-Mart).   Within hours of the news that Tesco's "all beef hamburgers" contained 30% horse meat, these quips hit the Internet...


"I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse...I guess Tesco just listened!

Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?

Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.

Had some burgers from Tesco for supper last night ...I still have a bit between my teeth.

A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco.  Her condition is listed as stable.

Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn.

"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer ... "AND THEY'RE OFF!"

Tesco is now forced to deny the presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.

I said to the missus, "These Tesco burgers give me the trots."

"To beef or not to beef, that is equestrian.".

A cow walks into a bar. Barman says, "Why the long face?”  Cow says "Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!"

I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.

These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit...Talk about flogging a dead horse.

Last night the wife made meatloaf, so I had dinner with two nags.

Since they're selling the meat wrapped in plastic, is that technically a "Trojan Horse?"

Instead of choosing "rare, medium or well done, it's now Win, Place or Show"

At first, I thought, "Oh great, I've been saddled with another email to forward, but something spurred me on."