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Showing posts with label Naughty Mother Nature. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Naughty Mother Nature. Show all posts

Saturday, May 30, 2015

Mother Nature Dirty Pictures

Some of these pictures have been shared but  are worth viewing again...others haven’t.  
Hope you enjoy all of them!
 

Innocent Pictures From Nature That Look Absolutely Dirty In Your Mind 

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Leave it to mother nature to always keep us on our toes.
Here are 20 photos that aren’t dirty, but will look totally dirty to those of us with a sick and twisted mind.
 
From Behind
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Do you see what I see?
 
 
Waterfalls
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Don't go chasing pink waterfalls, please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
 
 
Hung Tree
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That is one lucky tree.
 
 
Ice, Ice Baby
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You'll never see anything quite like this again.
 
 
Relaxin'
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That must have been one good walk.
 
 
Free Tree
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No caption needed.
 
 
Secret Garden
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A flower is a flower ...
 
 
Happy Cactus
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That is one happy cactus.
 
 
Treegina
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There really just aren't any words for this.
 
 
Plants
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One boy and one girl going to prom.
 
 
Nice Pair
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Pamela Anderson called... she wants her tree back.
 
 
Hanging Low
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Watch your hands, lady.
 
 
Mushrooms
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Verrrrry nice.
 
 
Clear Skies A Head
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Just a cloud, happy to be alive in all its cloudiness.
 
 
Bootylicious
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Baby got back!
 
 
Silly Cactus
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Hello there, Mr. Cactus.
 
 
Oh Baby
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That's a baby kangaroo, you perverts!
 
 
Strawberries
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Strawberry fields forever.
 
 
Gifted Tree
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Don't be jealous, fellas.
 
 
Pinky
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Mother nature, you never cease to amaze me.
 
Courtesy of Rant lifestyle

Friday, June 13, 2014

Do You have A Dirty Mind?


Mind Tricks
This is when people minds should be censored…
Mind Tricks
 
 
Look Away?!
Whoa! This almost shocked us! Are you guilty too?
Look Away
 
 
Nasty Cactus!
We're blaming it on the "person" with the green thumb.
Nasty Cactus
 
 
Shocking. . . BUT?
This is so real looking we had to shut our eyes! Can two ears be censored?
Shocking
 
 
Mother-Nature
Apparently she likes to show us her sense of humor, BUT then she could be giving us "the finger"?

Mother-Nature
 
 
NOT What You Think...
What you see is in "the eye of the beholder"..
NOT What You Think

 
Prickly Cactus
Okay, get it. . . Prickly?
Prickly Cactus
 
 
A Soft Couch
And you wondered why your husband loves to sit on this couch all day?
A Soft Couch

Courtesy of  RFS Productions

Hope this starts your weekend off well.

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Friday, February 28, 2014

Trouser Snake

The “trouser snake” is not found in trousers and is not actually a snake.
 
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Snake-Like Amphibian Found In Brazil, Makes Us Blush | Geekosystem.
 
Last year, the Madeira River in Rondonia, Brazil was drained for a hydroelectric dam. At the very bottom, were six of these creatures, writhing about looking like p*nises, except that they’re all about 30 inches long. Now, biologists have confirmed that they are Atretochoana eiselti, an extremely rare species of caecilian with no known living population.
The A. eiselti were found last November, but the discovery was only made public after biologists confirmed the genus. Caecilians are limbless amphibians with rings like those of the earthworm. The A. eiselti is the largest tetrapod without lungs, breathing through its skin instead. It has fleshy dorsal fins on its back, and is thought to live in fast-flowing water.
Tip: Dr. Karl Shuker
Dr. Shuker has more on these strange animals which are getting a lot of attention just because it resembles the male member.
THE TRUTH ABOUT BRAZIL’S AMAZING ‘PE*NIS SNAKE’ – NOT A SNAKE, AND CERTAINLY NOT A…
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During the past 24 hours, the world media has been full of stories concerning the supposed discovery in Brazil of a ‘new species’ of ‘blind snake’ that ‘resembles a human p*nis’. As is so often the case with media reports describing unusual, little-known animals, however, the truth is very different – as I shall now reveal in an attempt to set the facts straight regarding this beast once and for all.


In reality, although it is indisputably a most amazing and very distinctive form it is not a new species, it is not a snake, and its claimed afore-mentioned resemblance is very much in the eye of the beholder – or, to put it another way (so to speak!): if the relevant portion of my body looked like this creature, I’d be seriously worried!

 
Yeah, the Daily Mail is having a blast with this. But, really, the animals are interesting of themselves. They are not snakes. Caecilians are strange creatures with their own taxonomic order. They are not worms or snakes but amphibians with tiny or nonexistent eyes and some are LUNGLESS. Check out Dr. Shuker’s piece for more.



Oh all right…here’s a picture of a trouser snake for ya.  Open-mouthed smile  

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Hope you enjoy!