FOR ALL THE LADIES I KNOW THAT DRIVE ALONE!
I had a flat tire on the 401 yesterday; so, I pulled over, got out of the car and opened my trunk. I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe it!
Just as I had hoped, cars started slowing down looking at the men which made it much safer for me to work on the side of the road.
People honked and waved, and it wasn't long before a police car pulled up behind me.
He wanted to know what the heck I was doing so I calmly explained that I was changing my flat.
He told me he could see that, but demanded to know what the heck my cardboard men were doing standing at the rear of my car.
I couldn't believe he didn't know!
“Well,:” I explained to the angry Policeman…
“They're my Emergency Flashers!!!”
He laughed, I laughed, we laughed, He laughed!!!
Nice view isn’t it. 
I go to court in AUGUST.
(Damn Police. No sense of humor.)
Laughing....Okay, I can breathe again...nah, still giggling...oh, my gosh, too funny.... This is a good one!
ReplyDelete--Baker
Happy you enjoyed the giggle, Baker. ;)
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Cat,
ReplyDeleteJack thought you would like that one. I sure did.
Meredith
Oh yes, Mere...I giggled and then I drooled. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
That pop a smile of my face... The joke, not the guys... :)
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1ManView
Happy you enjoyed the giggle, 1MV...I liked both! ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
OH nice joke and nice pic, lol
ReplyDeletelove Jan, xx
Happy you enjoyed them, Jan. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Oh my lol, so funny, and very nice pic :) Thank you Jack and Cat :)
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Roz
You're welcome, Roz..happy you enjoyed them. :)
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I'd have to pull over and "help" you fix that tire.
ReplyDeleteAmy
Why thank you, Amy...how very considerate of you. Oh yes, I would also have to pull over and 'help' you also. ;)
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