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Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Exercise for Pregnant Women

Another very good one from our Meredith's Jack.

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.
 
The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial - strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surfaces, like a grass path."

"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."

 
The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information. After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.
 
"Yes?" said the Instructor.
 
"I was just wondering if it would be all right, if she carries a golf bag?"
 

Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it? Smile with tongue out

(THIS LEVEL OF SENSITIVITY CAN'T BE TAUGHT)

8 comments:

  1. Oh my lol. Would love to know the reaction! LoL. Thank you for the giggle Jack and Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. I'm sure his wife made sure he paid, Roz. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. LOL Cuz!:) I'm with Roz. I wonder what happened next... Imagine the scene.. a whole room filled with hormonal, pregnant women! The responses... Haha!

    Thanks for the morning laugh, Jack and Cuz! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie

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    1. Hahaha Good one, Cuz...can definitely see the hormonal pregnant women introducing him to the error of his ways. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Here's a scenario. He carries the baby while she carries the golf bag. I always thought there was a bit of injustice with the whole pregnancy concept.

    Hugs From Ella

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    1. Good idea, Ella. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Cat,
    All I can say is that I groaned when Jack shared this one with me.
    Meredith

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    1. Hahaha...it was still a good one, Mere. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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