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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap.
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Monday, September 25, 2017
Deep Thoughts of a Retired Man
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LoL, very funny. Maybe he has a point? Thanks Jack and Cat :)
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Roz
Happy you enjoyed it, Roz and yes, he might just have a point. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Hi Cat, well my husband has just read this and agreed with it!!lol
ReplyDeletelove Jan, xx
I think all the men will agree with it, Jan. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
LOL. Made me laugh. Have just sent this to P, I know he'll agree. Thanks Jack and Cat.
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Ronnie
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You're welcome, Ronnie...I think all the men will agree with this. LOL
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
I certainly agree that there is nothing like a few beers to bring on some deep thinking. Thanks to you, Cat, and Jack, too!
ReplyDeleteHugs From Ella
LOL Ella...I've heard that about beer. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Master totally agrees..on all counts! hugs abby
ReplyDeleteLOL Abby...not one man has disagreed and have to admit...they might have a point. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Hi Cuz,:) LOL! Deep thinking and beer... I think that he is on the right track here. Guys don't walk away with a very special present, after the fact. After that happens, I don't think that they can do any sort of walking at all... Looks pretty awful. OUCH! Many hugs,
ReplyDelete<3 Katie t
He does make a good point, Cuz. And when they can walk again, it's usually hunched over and with a limp. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat