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Wednesday, July 6, 2016

Barbie




One day a father gets out of work, and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. 


He dashes over to a toy shop and asks the sales person: "how much for one of those Barbies in the display window?" 


The salesperson returns: "which one do you mean, Sir?

We have Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $199.95."



The amazed father asks: "how much?! Why is the divorced Barbie $199.95 and the others only $19.95?" 


The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "sir, the other Barbies only come with an outfit. Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and one of Ken's best friends."

26 comments:

  1. Too funny, thank you for the giggle Cat. Thinking of you.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Roz...thanks for the thoughts.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Hi Cat, lol, lucky Barbie!
    love Jan, xx

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    1. LOL Jan...and unlucky Ken! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Fondles. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. I can see the sales person rolling her eyes...good one.
    hugs abby

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    1. So can I, Abby...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Oh my, Cat. This will date me, but I remember the very first Barbie doll cost $3.00. I played with her underneath my grandmother's sewing table.

    Memories From Ella

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    1. Oh wow, Ella...can you imagine what that Barbie, in it's original condition and box, would go for now?!?! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Rose. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. Cat,
    I have never liked Barbie. However, this post made Jack and me laugh out loud.
    Meredith

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    1. Happy you both enjoyed it, Mere...even if you have never liked Barbie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Rosie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  10. That's a funny one Cat. Thanks.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're welcome, Ronnie...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  11. Oh my gosh! Divorced Barbie! In my house, Barbie dated G.I. Joe. I heard when the Toy Story people were doing the movie that had Ken in it, they realized that Ken was a Barbie accessory. That still makes me laugh!

    Thanks for sharing!

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    1. LOL Cygnet...when I was growing up, I used to swipe my brother's G.I. Joe so that my friends and I could have a wedding with our Barbies and Ken. Hadn't heard the one about Toy Story...that's funny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  12. LOL! Thanks for the laugh, Cat T! Right on the money, so to speak! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie

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    1. Cute play on words, Cuz...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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