A blond has become dreadfully overweight.
She goes to the doctor and he decides to put her on a diet.
"I want you to eat normally for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. Next time I see you, you'll probably be 5 pounds lighter."
The blonde returns after 2 weeks, but upon weighing her it turns out she lost 20 pounds.
"That's amazing!" Said the doctor, "and you followed my instructions?"
The blond nods, tiredly. "I'll tell you, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?" Asked her doctor.
"No, silly, from the skipping!"
I didn't see that coming! Cure stuff!
ReplyDeleteGotcha, Eva! ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Hi Cat, oh well whatever works.....lol
ReplyDeletelove Jan, xx
I agree, Jan...if she had the energy to skip all day, every 3rd day...more power to her. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Oh Cat, Like Eva I didn't see that coming. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Ronnie
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Woohoo...gotcha, Ronnie...that's a rare occurrence. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat