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Thursday, September 28, 2017

Business Decision

Business was terrible and not picking up. I had to fire somebody, and I narrowed it down to one of two people, Veronica or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.
 
Rather than flip a coin, I decided I would fire the first one who used the water-cooler the next morning.
 
When Veronica came in with a horrible hangover after partying all night, she went directly to the cooler to take an aspirin. I approached her and said, "Veronica, I’ve never done this before, but I have to either lay you or Jack off.”
 
 
"Could you jack-off for now?" she replied. "I feel like shit. If you can wait, I'll do you at lunchtime.”
 
…I had to let Jack go.

14 comments:

  1. I actually laughed out loud on this one. Very very funny. Poor Jack.
    Amy

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    1. Happy to give you a LOL moment, Amy. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. LoL, very funny. Talk about cross purposes. Thank you for the giggle Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Got that right, Roz...happy you enjoyed it. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. HI Cat, oh bless her!lol
    saved by the misunderstanding. Have a nice weekend Cat
    love Jan, xx

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    1. That's one way of looking at it, Jan. ;) Hope you have a nice weekend also. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Cat, thanks. Made me laugh out loud.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Happy to give you a LOL moment, Ronnie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. This one could be retold around many a water cooler, Cat.

    Thanks,
    Ella

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    1. Oh it sure could, Ella. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Oh, that's just awful! Funny though.
    Rosie xx

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    1. LOL Rosie...awful but funny? Okay...I'll take that. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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