Business was terrible and not picking up. I had to fire somebody, and I narrowed it down to one of two people, Veronica or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, I decided I would fire the first one who used the water-cooler the next morning.
When Veronica came in with a horrible hangover after partying all night, she went directly to the cooler to take an aspirin. I approached her and said, "Veronica, I’ve never done this before, but I have to either lay you or Jack off.”
"Could you jack-off for now?" she replied. "I feel like shit. If you can wait, I'll do you at lunchtime.”
…I had to let Jack go.
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I actually laughed out loud on this one. Very very funny. Poor Jack.
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Happy to give you a LOL moment, Amy. ;)
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LoL, very funny. Talk about cross purposes. Thank you for the giggle Cat :)
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Roz
Got that right, Roz...happy you enjoyed it. :)
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HI Cat, oh bless her!lol
ReplyDeletesaved by the misunderstanding. Have a nice weekend Cat
love Jan, xx
That's one way of looking at it, Jan. ;) Hope you have a nice weekend also. :)
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Cat, thanks. Made me laugh out loud.
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Ronnie
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Happy to give you a LOL moment, Ronnie. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Semantics.
ReplyDeleteSure is, Sunny. ;)
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This one could be retold around many a water cooler, Cat.
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Ella
Oh it sure could, Ella. ;)
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Oh, that's just awful! Funny though.
ReplyDeleteRosie xx
LOL Rosie...awful but funny? Okay...I'll take that. ;)
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