“What do they say?” the priest inquired.
“They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Want to have some fun?”‘
“That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, “but I have a solution to your problem.
Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots.
I have taught them to pray and read the bible.
My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will also learn to praise and worship.”
“Thank you!” the woman responded.
The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest’s house.
His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.
The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots.
Immediately, the female parrots say, “Hi, we’re prostitutes, want to have some fun?”
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, “Put the beads away, Jack. Our prayers have been answered!”
LOL
Too cute!!
ReplyDeleteWelcome Tricia. Happy you enjoyed it. :)
DeleteNow that's funny.
ReplyDeleteLOL Sunny - glad you thought so. ;)
DeleteLol! That's cute!
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Happy you enjoyed it P. :)
DeleteROFLMBO!!!! : D
ReplyDelete:D BB - So happy you enjoyed it!
DeleteBetween you and Sunny hubby and I are in stitches!
ReplyDeleteAlways will do to my part to help you and hubby enjoy your reading Minelle. LOL
DeleteLOL Cat, too funny, and cute. Guess the priests plan backfired!
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Roz
Yup, the priest's plan definitely did backfire Roz. ;)
DeleteCute, Cat. ;-)
ReplyDeleteHope all is well for you in this first week of our new year!
Irishey
Irishey! Dahling - how are you doing? Did I read on another blog that you've been sick? Hope you're doing better. I'm fine. Hope you're able to come back to blogland soon - miss your posts. :)
DeleteFinally starting to feel somewhat better. Thanks for the well wishes, Cat. I have no idea what that nasty bug was, but if I could've, I would've blown it to smithereens. Bleh.
DeleteI need to get a post up, but I think I'm like Blondie - what to post about?!! Lol!
Hugs, dahlin'!
No drink ..... and I still choked! ROFL
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ROFL June - that pic is adorable! Thanks so much. ;)
DeleteVery cute Cat.
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed it Susie. :)
DeleteThanks for the laugh, as always, Cat. I think I am getting addicted to them, because even as I click on your icon, I start to feel the anticipation of being entertained - thanks so much for that!
ReplyDeleteIan and I played your Ray Stevens videos for our teenage daughter today and while she didn't seem to understand why we laughed and chortled our way through the streak - generational disconnect, we decided - she loved the "first self-righteous church" and the squirrel video.
hugs and love
lillie
So happy I can entertain you and Ian, Lillie. Must be a generational thing with "The Streak" - I still crack up every time I hear it but "Mississippi Squirrel Revival" is still one of my all-time favorites - glad she enjoyed it.
DeleteHugs, Love and Blessings,
Cat