The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny.
So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.
However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his baby face!
One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice.
He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
Guess wife and MIL have some issues. LOL
Oooh! That is bad! Hilarious, but so bad!
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:D P!
DeleteROFL - bad.....
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lillie
Bad Cat, Lillie? ROFL
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Cat
Oh, golly, Ned! (((hugs))) Cat, I needed that deep and genuine chuckle today! Thanks :)
ReplyDeleteHappy to help June. :)
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Cat
Revenger can be oh so sweet.
ReplyDeleteteehee Sunny - sure is isn't it. ;)
DeleteThat is so bad...and probably why I am cracking up like a 5 year old right now!
ReplyDeleteLove that mental pic Lucy. Happy you enjoyed it. ;)
DeleteLOL... Thank you :)
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed it Callie. ;)
DeleteI didn't see that coming ... very funny!
ReplyDeleteGotcha Meg! Happy you enjoyed it. ;)
DeleteAll I can say is.... Oh my goodness! Lol
ReplyDeleteLOL Minelle - well said!
DeleteLol Cat, so bad, but so good :)
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Roz
Feels good to be bad once in a while doesn't it Roz. ;)
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Cat
Read this to my hubby. His exact words? "Now that was a little cheeky."
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ROFL Susie - MM is definitely a comedian isn't he! ;)
DeleteToo funny Cat! Thanks :)
ReplyDeleteOh, btw, I made your lemon herb tilapia last night and my hubby gobbled up 3 of the fillets. Luckily, I managed to get the fourth before he ate that one too! Thanks for the recipe.
DeleteHappy you enjoyed it Queenie. ;)
DeleteLOL Queenie - that little stinker - guess you are going to have to double the recipe. ;) Happy you enjoyed it and thanks very much for the feedback.
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Cat
Don't tell PK about MIL problems. She's still getting used to the idea of becoming one.
ReplyDeleteNow Bas, you know that PK is going to be a wonderful MIL. ;)
DeleteThat was so funny! Thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteWelcome Betsy. Happy you enjoyed it. ;)
DeleteLol!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete:D Bea!
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