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Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Jesus is Watching You

One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" while he rummaged through the desk.

He replied, "Who said that?!"

Once again he heard the same thing, "Jesus is watching you!"

The robber looked around the room only to see a parrot.

He asked the parrot what its name was.

The parrot replied, "Cornelius."


The robber said, "What kind of a name is that?!  Who names a parrot that?!"


The parrot said, "The same person who named that Rottweiler behind you Jesus!"


Wonder if they gave him clean underwear at the police station? LOL
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22 comments:

  1. CallieJanuary 1, 2013 at 8:06 PM

    LOL thanks for that one Cat :)

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  2. UnknownJanuary 1, 2013 at 8:46 PM

    Very Cute! :)

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 1, 2013 at 8:46 PM

    Haha haha! Too funny Cat!

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  4. Minielle LabraunJanuary 1, 2013 at 9:55 PM

    Your posts always make me laugh out loud!
    Great one!

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    1. CatJanuary 2, 2013 at 4:05 PM

      They say laughter is good for the soul Minelle so yours must be in good shape. ;)

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  5. JuneJanuary 1, 2013 at 9:56 PM

    I literally burst out laughing! Thank goodness I had not taken a drink.....but I was thinking about it, lol.

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    1. CatJanuary 2, 2013 at 4:07 PM

      LOL June! Now you know better than to be eating or drinking anything when you come to visit. :D As I told Minelle, since laughter is good for the soul, yours must be in very good shape. ;)

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  6. Aimless RamblingJanuary 1, 2013 at 11:38 PM

    Thank you for another giggle. Hope you had a great New Year's Eve and Day.

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    1. CatJanuary 2, 2013 at 4:09 PM

      Happy you enjoyed it Sunny! Had a very quiet and peaceful New Year's Eve and Day which is what I needed, so I guess that makes it great. LOL

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  7. RozJanuary 2, 2013 at 1:17 AM

    LOL, too funny Cat. Once again I fell into the trap of reading your blog with a cuppa in hand - sheesh I thought I'd learnt not to do that Lol

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. CatJanuary 2, 2013 at 4:10 PM

      ROFL Roz - Sheesh, I thought I had taught you that lesson already! LOL Happy you enjoyed it. ;)

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    2. RozJanuary 3, 2013 at 3:11 AM

      Um, I sometimes forget lessons Cat - just ask Rick :)

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    3. CatJanuary 3, 2013 at 2:25 PM

      LOL Roz - Guess you're gonna have to ask rick for more 'lessons'. ;)

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 2, 2013 at 11:23 AM

    Very cute, Cat - you never disappoint. :)
    hugs
    lillie

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    1. CatJanuary 2, 2013 at 4:11 PM

      Welcome back Lillie - you were definitely missed. Happy you enjoyed it! :)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  9. BetsyJanuary 2, 2013 at 1:44 PM

    LOL

    Betsy;)

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  10. AnonymousJanuary 2, 2013 at 3:05 PM

    Uhoh! lol

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