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Saturday, February 9, 2013

Wrong Answer

Jock was returning home from the pub, smelling like a distillery.

He flopped on a bus seat next to a priest.  His tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of whiskey was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.

He opened his newspaper and began reading. Then he asked the priest,


"Father, what causes arthritis?"



"Well my son, it's the result of loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much whiskey and a contempt for your fellow man."

"Well I'll be damned!" Jock muttered, returning to his paper.


The priest, feeling a little guilty, said, "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to upset you. How long have you had arthritis?"


"I don't, Father. But I was just reading here that the Pope does. 

Oops!

10 comments:

  1. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, SNORT! As a recovering Catholic - ahem - very funny. Thanks for tickling my funny bone :-P

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it June. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  2. LoL very funny Cat, thanks for the laugh. Oh dear, wonder what the penance for that would be for the poor priest!

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. LOL Roz...haven't got a clue. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  3. Ahahaha! Too funny. Thanks for the laugh

    P

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it P. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  4. Thanks for the laugh on a Sunday morning. Too funny.

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    1. You're very welcome Sunny...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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    1. Welcome Subbie...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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