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Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Happy Valentine’s Day?

As Valentines day was approaching, Charlie decided to buy a special gift for his new girlfriend, Ruth.

The couple had not been dating for very long, and so Charlie wanted to make sure the gift was just right. 

Ruth was always complaining about having cold hands, and so Charlie - after careful consideration - decided a good gift would be a nice pair of gloves.

Charlie took his sister with him to buy the gift - he wanted a woman's opinion. they found a nice pair of gloves at the store, and Charlie's sister purchased a pair of panties at the same time.

Unfortunately, the sales clerk got the two items mixed up.

Charlie mailed his Valentine's Day gift to Ruth, accompanied by the following note:
I chose this Valentines Day gift as I noticed that you often don't wear any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister, I would have chosen the ones with buttons, but she prefers short ones that are much easier to remove.

These are a lovely color. The lady at the store where I bought them showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks, and they were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me and they looked quite lovely.

I wish I was there to put them on you for the first time; no doubt, other hands will come into contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off, remember to blow on them lightly before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.

Just think how many times I’ll be kissing them in the future. I hope you'll wear them Friday night for me.

Love,
Charlie


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Seriously, wishing everyone a lovely and loving Valentine's Day!



 

20 comments:

  1. Super cute, Cat. Thanks for the giggles.

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    1. Thanks T...glad you enjoyed them. Hope you and Bucko are having a wonderful Valentine's evening. ;)

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  2. LOL..enjoy your Thursday Cat :)

    Love Willie

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Willie. Hope you and Barney had a wonderful Valentine's day. ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  3. I foresee a great future for Charlie and Ruth.

    Happy Valenntine's Day!

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    1. LOL Bas...ya never know. ;) Hope you and Lisa had a lovely Valentine's Day.

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  4. Very funny joke. I just kept seeing the looks on her face when she read the note. Might make for a good story.

    Have a large glass of wine to get you through today. Hugs to you.

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    1. Ooh Sunny...hope you write the story, it would be awesome one you 'sunnied' it up!

      Thanks for the lovely thought.

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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    1. Thanks Blondie. Hope you and hubs are having a wonderful Valentine's evening. ;)

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  6. I just read that out to the general household and now everyone's in fits - either of laughing or embarrassment! LOL!

    Happy Valentine's Day Cat!

    Hugs, Ami

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    1. ROFL Ami...laughter is the best medicine...who's got the red face? ;)

      Hope you and Starman had a lovely Valentine's Day.

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  7. Happy Valentine's Day Cat. I'll be at Target tomorrow for the 1/2 price chocolate.

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    1. LOL Zoe...stock up on the good stuff! ;)

      Hope you and hubs are having a wonderful Valentine's evening. ;)

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    1. Thanks Bea...hope you had a lovely day also.

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