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Saturday, April 9, 2016

The Irish Painter

A painter by the name of Murphy, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist.  Over a short number of years, his fame grew and soon people from all over Ireland were coming to the town of Miltown Malbay, in County Clare, to get him to paint their likenesses. 

 
One day, a beautiful young English woman arrived at his house in a stretch limo and asked if he would paint her in the nude.  This being the first time anyone had made such a request he was a bit perturbed, but then the woman told him that money was no object; in fact, she was willing to pay up to $10,000.

 
Not wanting to get into any marital strife, he asked her to wait while he went into the house to confer with Mary, his wife. They talked much about the Rightness and Wrongness of it.  It was hard to make the decision but finally his wife agreed, on one condition.

 
In a few minutes he returned.      

 
 
"T'would be me pleasure to paint yer portrait, missus," he said.  "The wife says it's okay. I'll paint you in the nude all right; but I have to at least leave me socks on,so I have a place to wipe me brushes."


Ya gotta love the Irish!!! Winking smile

10 comments:

  1. LOL..oh the Irish...I am not Irish so I never saw this one coming..
    hugs abby

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    1. LOL Abby...the English tell Irish jokes the way we tell blonde jokes...that's why you didn't see this one coming. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. LoL Cat, bet she wasn't expecting that response! Thank you for the giggle. Hope you are having a great weekend :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. LOL Roz...I'm sure she wasn't...wonder if she straightened him out as to her wishes. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Lol Cat, I wasn't expecting that!
    love Jan, xx

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    1. Gotcha, Jan! And I shouldn't have...you Brits are the ones that are always telling Irish jokes. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. LoL, love it. Thank you for the good laugh, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. You're welcome, Nina...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Good point, Minelle...she probably was more than slightly insulted. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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