On the first day at the new seniors complex, the manager addressed all the new seniors pointing out some of the rules:
"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females.
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
He continued, " Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $80.
Are there any questions?"
At this point, an older gentleman stood up in the crowd inquired:
"How much for a season pass???”
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LoL Cat, wonder what the reply was? Crafty old bugger, good on him lol
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Roz
LOL Roz...got a feeling they got very indignant with him. You're right...he is a crafty old bugger. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
LOL..Hate to admit but i saw this one coming..or cumming...
ReplyDeletehugs abby
LOL Abby...why do you hate to admit it? Just means you've got a warped sense of humor...just like me! :D
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Hi Cat, sneaky old devil!
ReplyDeletelove Jan, xx
LOL Jan...he does know what he wants doesn't he. ;)
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Males don't change, they just grow 'bigger'. LOL
ReplyDeleteVery true, Sunny. ;)
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Great question, I would want to know too.
ReplyDeleteI so agree, Blondie! ;)
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